Kids, this is NOT safe for internship.

Leave it to the Asians tourists to get high-tech on a scandalous Harvard tradition. Video footage of this spring semester's Primal Scream has popped up on a Chinese website. Also posted: this censored photo of male undergrads brandishing umbrellas against the rain.

Our sources have pegged them as Currierites. Always thought those Quadlings were a bit peculiar ...