Sandra Bernhard Teaches Us How NOT To Critique Sarah Palin

Sandra Bernhard Teaches Us How NOT To Critique Sarah Palin

Perennially UN-funny comic Sandra Bernhard is gathering some attention because of her recent exceptionally vulgar lashing of Sarah Palin in her new show. The Michigan-born comedienne doesn’t exactly know the meaning of the world subtlety as she unleashed the following tirade in what’s only a commercial for the show:


“Now you got Uncle Women, like Sarah Palin, who jumps on the s--t and points her fingers at other women. Turncoat b---h! Don’t you f--kin’ reference Old Testament, bitch! You stay with your new Goyish crappy shiksa funky bulls--t! Don’t you touch my Old Testament, you b---h! Because we have left it open for interpre-ta-tion! It is no longer taken literally! You whore in your f--kin' cheap New Vision cheap-ass plastic glasses and your [sneering voice] hair up. A Tina Fey-Megan Mullally brokedown bulls--t moment.”


I mean who is this helping? Certainly not Obama who wouldn’ t be caught dead in the same room with someone who made a statement like this. And it really doesn’t hurt Palin because anyone who thinks this is funny is clearly either crazy or so far left already they’re about to fall off the scale. It only helps Bernhard make people remember that she’s alive and still not funny. Theater critic Ari Roth recaps another moment from the show:


When Sandra warns Sarah Palin not to come into Manhattan lest she get gang-raped by some of Sandra’s big black brothers, she’s being provocative, combative, humorous, and yes, let’s allow, disgusting.


Yup, Sarah Palin gang-rape jokes, the new Sarah Palin caribou jokes. Actually no, let’s not have this catch on. Sandra Bernhard just stop talking. Forever.

 

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Anonymous
Sandra Bernhard is a piece of trash. Always has been. She's totally ignorant and I cannot imagine anyone going to see her show it. What scum. Posted 09/19/2008 12:02 PMReply
Anonymous
I hope that black men and women will be outraged that this elitist J.A.P. thinks that black 'brothers' are a tool of humiliation to degrade a female human being. Posted 09/19/2008 12:04 PMReply
Anonymous
DISGUSTING!!! I am no Palin supporter what so ever but geez Sandra waaaay above the line and stereotyped black men!! Posted 09/19/2008 12:18 PMReply
Anonymous
Sandra is half correct. Sarah WOULD be attacked by Blacks in an attempt to rob, rape, degrade or what have you (Have you viewed the numerous security videos on line of these wonderful Black men who attack and beat senior citizens and rob them of 35.00, etc.?)but Sarah would do what WE all would do here in 2008, she would legally and effectively discharge her legal firearm into their chests and rid our beloved America of these corrupt, animal mutants (I hope they are mutants...NO idle blacks ever state these misfits of being animals. Just like the Muslims NEVER state their strays as animals...hum???) once and for all.

Oh, and Sarah, like the rest of us normal Americans who DONT have the wool (the hair that grows on animals and is used to make clothing) pulled over our eyes would NEVER let criminals like the ones Sandra speaks of, near us.
Posted 09/19/2008 12:19 PMReply
Anonymous
Oh it's just a joke. The right wingers need to have a sense of humor. Lighten up. Posted 09/19/2008 12:28 PMReply
Anonymous
just fabulous... keep up the satire sandra... it's not our fault those 30 year-old toddlers out there get so confused... they get hurt so easily don't they?... preferring instead to take comfort in the common and be dominated by the dumbing down of america... duh... what's satire? Posted 09/19/2008 12:36 PMReply
Anonymous
My my my, what a great example of the "tolerent," enlightened, progressive left sandra is. These hate filled communists are as bad and extream as any hate filled nazi's and racists one could come accross. They are, in short, unAmerican, anti-American pigs. Posted 09/19/2008 12:37 PMReply
Anonymous
God Bless Sandra for telling the world how us liberals truly feel in a very funny way. Posted 09/19/2008 12:41 PMReply
Anonymous
I knew Sandra Bernhard's career has been dead for the past decade but having to resort to black men gang rape shock jokes to try to wake up her sorry career is even a low point for her. She wasn't even funny in her prime. Posted 09/19/2008 12:44 PMReply
Anonymous
Sandra Bernhard's career is over and has been over. It's going to be funny when Sarah Palin is in the white house and Sandra Bernhard is taken for a boat ride. Posted 09/19/2008 12:50 PMReply
Anonymous
I wonder what the left would say if some right-wing comedian made jokes about obama coming to a location and being attacked because of his race...wouldn't be much of a "joke" then, would it? @ Anonymous: Posted 09/19/2008 12:52 PMReply
Anonymous
COULD NOT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF!@ Anonymous: Posted 09/19/2008 12:55 PMReply
Anonymous
I hope sandra gets gang raped herself and murdered in the most violent way possible. Posted 09/19/2008 12:58 PMReply
Anonymous
@ Anonymous: liberal retards. Posted 09/19/2008 1:32 PMReply
Anonymous
@ Anonymous: you are as low as the
COME....
Posted 09/19/2008 1:44 PMReply
Anonymous
The "beautiful people" like Sandra are always so "tolerant". She wasn't funny before and still isn't. Didn't even know she was still around, but she seems to have made a "career?" off of being angry and miserable. Posted 09/19/2008 1:50 PMReply
Anonymous
Could she be a reflection of the leader she supports? As outrageous and offensive as her words are, have a look at some of the content in the DailyKos and Huffington Post. It is like evil has been unleashed and Obamatons are running amok with the silent blessing of their Great Leader Barack. Posted 09/19/2008 2:04 PMReply
Anonymous
These kinds of comments would ruin the career of anyone who actually HAD a career. I will avoid the obvious comment about why it is unlikely that Sandra herself would ever be raped. Posted 09/19/2008 2:07 PMReply
Anonymous
SATIRE! You people always hide behind that one. Godless Jews attacking New Testament Jews. Hilarious. Since they cant selfishly own God, they tattoo him to a cross. Again, and again, and again. Posted 09/19/2008 2:24 PMReply
Anonymous
At least Sarah has something for a brotha to admire.
Something that would enable him to sufficiently maintain an erection. Let's face it, Sarah is kind of a hottie.
Sandra Bernhard is a hateful rubber-faced hag, who's career was over when Madonna stopped hanging out with her.
Posted 09/19/2008 4:17 PMReply
Anonymous
Racial hatred of European-Americans is so routine that new depths are being reached every day. Here another Jewish synthetic celebrity expresses her hatred of Sarah Palin, calling for her to be gang raped by Blacks.


I would suggest that this depth of Jewish hatred is so routine among Jews as to scarecely warrant a second look by other jews. After all, 40-60 million Christians were murdered by the Jewish Bolsheviks in the USSR and no Jew has ever shed a tear over it.

Notably, this review dares not say it: The Jew Bernhard is just expressing what Jews think about us.

James Joseph Sanchez, PhD
President, EAIF
Posted 09/19/2008 9:26 PMReply
Anonymous
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Sandra Bernhard's biggest attraction was always an ugly woman trying to be funny. These Leftist women are really losing their minds. Rosanne wondered on Bill Maher's show whether McCain would take away women's right to vote. Even Maher's audience thought that was a nutso thing to think.
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Posted 09/20/2008 06:33 AMReply
Anonymous
@ Anonymous: Really? The Sandra has a podium and is using it she has made a name for herself by speaking out, the same way Palin uses her voice to say things like she is not for abortion even in cases of rape and incest. Did you know that? Palin is Mcain's friggin puppet, she is worse than Cheney if thats at all possible!! Posted 09/21/2008 12:25 AMReply
Anonymous
sandra needs anger management because she has hidden anger towards her ugly face and ugly being! Posted 09/21/2008 02:30 AMReply
Anonymous
I agree that dragging black men into it was unnecessary, but I understand the rape comment. Palin made rape victims pay for their own rape kits in the hospital---that is sadistic. I have never called another woman a "bitch" so many times as I have called Palin a "bitch". She makes me ashamed to be a woman. Posted 09/30/2008 11:00 PMReply
Anonymous
At least Sandra just wished these things to happen to Palin, whereas Palin actually denied women who had been raped the right to be tested to gather evidence against their perpetrators unless they were willing to pay for the tests themselves. That is an actual injustice that Palin did to those women as opposed to Sandra's hypothetical threat. Posted 09/30/2008 11:04 PMReply

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