It’s week three of the holiday movie drinking game gala, and if you’ve been following along, you must be just thrilled for this next addition. If you don’t have access to this classic, you’re in luck. Every year, 8 p.m. Christmas Eve marks the 24 hour marathon of a Christmas Story on TNT. While I had some reservations about choosing this film—it seems that a lot of unfortunate people have never seen this Holiday wonder—I couldn’t let it go unrecognized. So, without further ado, I give you the OTR official A Christmas Story drinking game.

Drink every time:

• The official Red Ryder BB Gun is mentioned.
• Someone is “double-dog dared.” Drink twice for a “triple-dog dare.”
• Ralphie mentions his Little Orphan Annie Decoder Pin.
• Randy refuses to eat.
• Ralphie’s father complains about the furnace.
• Scut Farkus appears out of nowhere.
• Schwartz is mentioned.
• Ralphie has a daydream.
• Someone warns, “You’ll shoot your eye out.”
• Tinker toys or a football is mentioned.
• The leg lamp is shown—glowing.