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Sarah Palin Informs the World That Bristol and Her Baby Daddy Aren't Lazy

Sarah Palin Informs the World That Bristol and Her Baby Daddy Aren't Lazy

Just because Bristol Palin has given her newborn son the second worst name ever (second only to that of her brother Trig), Tripp, doesn’t mean she’s lazy. And Sarah Palin wants to make sure everyone knows that Bristol and her baby daddy Levi Johnston are absolutely not high school dropouts (that could seriously hinder Palin 2012.) Sure, Johnston...

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New Years Resolution Suggestions

New Years Resolution Suggestions

Ah the new years celebration. A time where change is possible for everyone, because of a little thing called New Years Resolutions. The obese can lose weight, the immature can grow up, and politicians can stop being corrupt - a long shot, I know - all because of this simple practice. Below are some suggestions to certain organizations and/or peo...

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Former Colin Powell Aide Confirms Cheney Runs the Country, Compares Bush to Sarah Palin

Former Colin Powell Aide Confirms Cheney Runs the Country, Compares Bush to Sarah Palin

In an interview with Vanity Fair, Lawrence Wilkerson, the former top aide to Colin Powell, compares the most hated person in the world, George W. Bush, to the most annoying one, Sarah Palin.

 

The parallel between these two individuals, while somewhat tenuous, is wholly ingenious—and damned fitting at times.

 

Let’s look at the facts: Bush was a...

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Who Had The Best Year Ever? Montauk Monster vs. Sarah Palin

Who Had The Best Year Ever? Montauk Monster vs. Sarah Palin

The year 2008 was an interesting one: We had an election that turned very, very ugly, pop stars rising from the has-been ashes and plenty of freakshow animals. But what made the year the most interesting? We at OTR had many an obsession this past few months, but at the top of the list are the Montauk Monster and Sarah Palin.

 

The Montauk Monste...

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Buy the Sarah Palin Wall Calendar, Be Reminded of the Pitbull With Lipstick Each and Every Day

Buy the Sarah Palin Wall Calendar, Be Reminded of the Pitbull With Lipstick Each and Every Day

The year 2009 is going to be a good one and do you know how I know? Because you can bring in each and every month with Sarah Palin. All you have to do is get your very own Sarah Palin 2009 Photo Wall Calendar.
 

Unfortunately, this isn’t one of those kinds of calendars… you won’t see any bikini clad Palin pics around here. But if photos with gun...

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Twas The Night Befo Crizzmus When All Through Alaska Racist Emails Were Spreading

Twas The Night Befo Crizzmus When All Through Alaska Racist Emails Were Spreading

The holiday spirit is spreading throughout Alaska’s state government and with it has come the spreading of emails containing racist jokes.
 

Officials in Alaska are currently investigating the offensive statements that have been traveling around state government email accounts. The subject of one of the emails is “Night Befo Crizzmus” while othe...

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These Famous Folks Are Toast

These Famous Folks Are Toast

After a big meal you have a food baby and the thought of more food makes you nauseous, but you've got yet another meal on the horizon. So what do you do? Go for something light and bland – perhaps a piece of toast. But look carefully because there might be something extra special about that piece of toast you’ve got there. It may just have that ...

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Sarah Palin Doodles Just Like You

Sarah Palin Doodles Just Like You

There seems to be a resurge of interest in Sarah Palin’s doodles that were first uncovered on the campaign trail some time ago. They were written when she was running for Wasilla Mayor back in 1996, and they’re not so much doodles as they are a mish mash of resume points and campaign slogans. Here are some highlights:


1) The most doodlish thin...

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Sarah Palin Once Was a TV Anchor - But Does She Have a Future in TV?

Sarah Palin Once Was a TV Anchor - But Does She Have a Future in TV?

Sarah Palin was once a TV sports anchor, but do people want to see Sarah back on TV? No, most don't. A recent poll by CNN.com revealed that of 8500 people, only 12% believe that Sarah Palin should have her own television show.  Apparently, 88% of those polled are rational human beings, and hope to never see her again.  However, based on the rece...

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UVA Alum Tina Fey Gives Up Sarah Palin Impression, SNL Cries Uncontrollably

UVA Alum Tina Fey Gives Up Sarah Palin Impression, SNL Cries Uncontrollably

Hold on everyone...There is one tragedy among this joyful Obama win. And that is the demise of Tina Fey’s impressin of Sarah Palin.
 

Her painfully accurate impersonation brought viewers back to SNL and a reason to laugh a ridiculous candidate. Unfortuantely, now that the election is over and Sarah Palin is (hopefully) no longer in the national ...

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