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Sarah Palin Informs the World That Bristol and Her Baby Daddy Aren't Lazy

Sarah Palin Informs the World That Bristol and Her Baby Daddy Aren't Lazy

Just because Bristol Palin has given her newborn son the second worst name ever (second only to that of her brother Trig), Tripp, doesn’t mean she’s lazy. And Sarah Palin wants to make sure everyone knows that Bristol and her baby daddy Levi Johnston are absolutely not high school dropouts (that could seriously hinder Palin 2012.) Sure, Johnston...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: That broad is too much. Btw, she has another kid named Track. How lame is that? Track, Trig and Tripp. I feel sick.

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New Years Resolution Suggestions

New Years Resolution Suggestions

Ah the new years celebration. A time where change is possible for everyone, because of a little thing called New Years Resolutions. The obese can lose weight, the immature can grow up, and politicians can stop being corrupt - a long shot, I know - all because of this simple practice. Below are some suggestions to certain organizations and/or peo...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I LOVE YOUR RESOLUTION!

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Former Colin Powell Aide Confirms Cheney Runs the Country, Compares Bush to Sarah Palin

Former Colin Powell Aide Confirms Cheney Runs the Country, Compares Bush to Sarah Palin

In an interview with Vanity Fair, Lawrence Wilkerson, the former top aide to Colin Powell, compares the most hated person in the world, George W. Bush, to the most annoying one, Sarah Palin.

 

The parallel between these two individuals, while somewhat tenuous, is wholly ingenious—and damned fitting at times.

 

Let’s look at the facts: Bush was a...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Sarah Palin is a supreme imbecile. With any luck the Republicans will nominate her to run for the Presidency in 2012. Epic comedy will ensue.

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Who Had The Best Year Ever? Montauk Monster vs. Sarah Palin

Who Had The Best Year Ever? Montauk Monster vs. Sarah Palin

The year 2008 was an interesting one: We had an election that turned very, very ugly, pop stars rising from the has-been ashes and plenty of freakshow animals. But what made the year the most interesting? We at OTR had many an obsession this past few months, but at the top of the list are the Montauk Monster and Sarah Palin.

 

The Montauk Monste...

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Buy the Sarah Palin Wall Calendar, Be Reminded of the Pitbull With Lipstick Each and Every Day

Buy the Sarah Palin Wall Calendar, Be Reminded of the Pitbull With Lipstick Each and Every Day

The year 2009 is going to be a good one and do you know how I know? Because you can bring in each and every month with Sarah Palin. All you have to do is get your very own Sarah Palin 2009 Photo Wall Calendar.
 

Unfortunately, this isn’t one of those kinds of calendars… you won’t see any bikini clad Palin pics around here. But if photos with gun...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: This product has sold out on amazon, but is still available at www.sarahcalendar.com!

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Twas The Night Befo Crizzmus When All Through Alaska Racist Emails Were Spreading

Twas The Night Befo Crizzmus When All Through Alaska Racist Emails Were Spreading

The holiday spirit is spreading throughout Alaska’s state government and with it has come the spreading of emails containing racist jokes.
 

Officials in Alaska are currently investigating the offensive statements that have been traveling around state government email accounts. The subject of one of the emails is “Night Befo Crizzmus” while othe...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Some blacks will whine about anything!

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These Famous Folks Are Toast

These Famous Folks Are Toast

After a big meal you have a food baby and the thought of more food makes you nauseous, but you've got yet another meal on the horizon. So what do you do? Go for something light and bland – perhaps a piece of toast. But look carefully because there might be something extra special about that piece of toast you’ve got there. It may just have that ...

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Sarah Palin Doodles Just Like You

Sarah Palin Doodles Just Like You

There seems to be a resurge of interest in Sarah Palin’s doodles that were first uncovered on the campaign trail some time ago. They were written when she was running for Wasilla Mayor back in 1996, and they’re not so much doodles as they are a mish mash of resume points and campaign slogans. Here are some highlights:


1) The most doodlish thin...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: By The Democrats

ATTENTION REPUBLICANS: RE: SARAH PALIN

Obviously there has been a HUGE mistake…..

Palin’s Dribble, Weasel Wording, Mush-Mush, Asssss-Backwards speak Cleary demonstrates who carries the Down

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Sarah Palin Once Was a TV Anchor - But Does She Have a Future in TV?

Sarah Palin Once Was a TV Anchor - But Does She Have a Future in TV?

Sarah Palin was once a TV sports anchor, but do people want to see Sarah back on TV? No, most don't. A recent poll by CNN.com revealed that of 8500 people, only 12% believe that Sarah Palin should have her own television show.  Apparently, 88% of those polled are rational human beings, and hope to never see her again.  However, based on the rece...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: great idea! i can't get enough of her!

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UVA Alum Tina Fey Gives Up Sarah Palin Impression, SNL Cries Uncontrollably

UVA Alum Tina Fey Gives Up Sarah Palin Impression, SNL Cries Uncontrollably

Hold on everyone...There is one tragedy among this joyful Obama win. And that is the demise of Tina Fey’s impressin of Sarah Palin.
 

Her painfully accurate impersonation brought viewers back to SNL and a reason to laugh a ridiculous candidate. Unfortuantely, now that the election is over and Sarah Palin is (hopefully) no longer in the national ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: if you think she was terrible then one of two things is wrong with you. You were either a Palin supporter or you broke your funny bone during your childhood and it never healed.

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Harvard Teaching Fellow & Former Wasilla Resident Reminisces About Sarah Palin

Harvard Teaching Fellow & Former Wasilla Resident Reminisces About Sarah Palin

Three months ago, no one cared about Wasilla, Alaska or its residents. Today, thanks to John McCain’s running mate, that shanty little town in the middle of nowhere is all people talk about – especially when criticizing Sarah Palin’s qualifications.

 

In the lead up to November 4th, everyone who has been to or lived in Wasilla has become a value...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: She's more qualified than the Obamanator....

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The Real Sarah Palin Stops by SNL, Meets Tina Fey, Destroys Space-Time Continuum

The Real Sarah Palin Stops by SNL, Meets Tina Fey, Destroys Space-Time Continuum

The real Sarah Palin finally appeared on SNL this past weekend for the opening sketch, and I have to say, it was pretty good. Granted, nothing she really said or did was particularly funny, but just the fact that she was in the same room with her doppelganger Tina Fey was worth her trip out. Also, Alec Baldwin tearing her to shreds while she sta...

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Latest comment by PoisonIvy: While I commend her (I guess) for not throwing a bitch fit about her portrayal and coming on the show, she was far from funny.

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Columbia-Educated Project Runway Star Teaches Sarah Palin How to Be a Working Mom

Columbia-Educated Project Runway Star Teaches Sarah Palin How to Be a Working Mom

Remember Laura Bennett, that pearl-necklaced redhead with all the evening wear designs who accused Jeffrey Sebelia of hiring outside help to complete his line on Project Runway? I didn’t, since I never watched the show, but she’s my new favorite Bravo alum-cum-satirist now that I’ve read her blog post on The Daily Beast providing a bit of friend...

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Hustler's Palin Porn Set Photos, Plot Details Emerge

Hustler's Palin Porn Set Photos, Plot Details Emerge

Photos: TMZ

 

Ever since it was announced that Sarah Palin would be the vice presidential nominee, every guy (and some girls) in the nation immediately thought "I wonder what she looks like naked." The good folks at Hustler realized this right away, and immediately set to work on a Palin porno movie. Now the shoot is wrapping up production and T...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: i would do Palin, in her ass!!!!

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University of Idaho Grad Sarah Palin Blowup Doll Released by Some Doggone Sex Toy Makers

University of Idaho Grad Sarah Palin Blowup Doll Released by Some Doggone Sex Toy Makers

As soon as Sarah Palin busted into national consciousness as John McCain’s running mate, the former beauty queen’s appearance, from the updo to the Kawasaki 704 glasses, became a popular conversation piece and media focus. Okay, so we can agree that the woman has become a sex symbol, but this has no bearing on her competence as a leader— except ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: @ Anonymous: Check out ebay... $48 plus FREE Shipping (and they ship worldwide). It is sold by Sassy Little Secret. They have all kinds of great items listed. http://stores.ebay.com/Sassy-Little-Secret

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Harvard Democrats Produce Music Video in Sarah Palin's Honor

Harvard Democrats Produce Music Video in Sarah Palin's Honor

Alaskan governor Sarah Palin is a staunch Republican, but this minor detail isn’t stopping the Harvard Democrats from declaring their undying love for her through a ballad they’ve written, produced and performed (i.e., lip-synced) in her honor.

 

Why the adoration for one of their sworn adversaries? Well, to be honest, she’s probably going to co...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: awesome

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BSU Takes Politics More Seriously Than Politicians

BSU Takes Politics More Seriously Than Politicians

In lieu of the upcoming election, Boise State’s student run lecture series, Vox Discipuli, hosted two nationally recognized pundits in a political debate earlier today. Is it ridiculous to anyone else that a small state school hosted a more cogent sounding debate than the recent vice presidential one?

 

Peter Beinart and Jonah Goldberg, editors,...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: That's because poltician just get paid to play a game. The true issues never hold. Its a stage and these men and women merely perform and mind**** us into wanting to trust them and give them a

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Tina Fey is Back for the Palin-Biden SNL Vice Presidential Debate

Tina Fey is Back for the Palin-Biden SNL Vice Presidential Debate

I'm not sure you can beat the SNL couric interview, but this is pretty damn good as well. What's-his-name playing Joe Biden is genius as well, impossible as it is to share a stage with Tina Fey's Palin. I hope SNL is enjoying this five-week lead up to the electoin, because once Obama wins, the funny is going to drop off significantly.

Enjoy th...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: if you know what's going on, then you'll vote third party!
let them debate

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The VP Debate: OTR Editors Weigh In

The VP Debate: OTR Editors Weigh In

Photo: AP

 

Paul:

 

Palin won. Oh wait, just because you survived until the end doesn’t mean you won? OK, then Biden won. Look, this clearly wasn’t the disaster we we’re all hoping and praying for on either side. What was supposed to be a gaffe-filled explosively controversial evening was instead a relatively interesting (if not tame) debate on ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: This is a great article guys. Thanks for that. Figured i would put my opinon down as well. Joe Biden was the clear winner. He was more clear, personal, and professional. Best moments. There are two, both belong to Joe. O

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OTR Readers, You Tell Us: Who Won The VP Debate?

OTR Readers, You Tell Us: Who Won The VP Debate?

So sadly there were no major mess-ups last night to harp on, but that doesn't mean the debate was a draw. Palin talked herself blue about energy, energy, energy, while Biden nailed it with foreign policy.

 

So who did it for you? Was it Biden's charming smile or Palin's incessant winking? Oh, and, who's issues did you agree with most? Basically,...

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Latest comment by PoisonIvy: If I could vote twice, I'd vote Ifil's classy attire.

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