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Visanthe Shiancoe Overexposed On Fox Report From Viking Locker Room

Visanthe Shiancoe Overexposed On Fox Report From Viking Locker Room

Things got exciting in the Vikings locker room yesterday when Fox came in to present the game ball to coach Brad Childress after the team’s 20-16 victory over Detroit Lions. Well not everyone was excited… that much we could see.
 

Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe made it into the shot as did his penis. Shiancoe was holding a towel, but that ...

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Minneapolis Hilton Hotel Involved In Lawsuit After Former Manager Walked In On Employee Orgy

Minneapolis Hilton Hotel Involved In Lawsuit After Former Manager Walked In On Employee Orgy

Former Hilton manager Deborah Smith has recently filed a lawsuit against the hotel for "undirected sexual harassment" after walking in on upper management having an orgy. After entering a banquet room, Smith "discovered an orgy" wherein "various... inebriated... Hilton executives" were "on top of a table engaging in sexual activity". The lawsuit...

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Lois K. Feldman Regrets Her Random Public Bathroom Sex During University of Iowa Game

Lois K. Feldman Regrets Her Random Public Bathroom Sex During University of Iowa Game

Poor, Lois K Feldman. She says having sex in a public bathroom during the University of Minnesota-Iowa football game last week has ruined her life. Worst of all, the married mother of three was so drunk on wine she doesn’t even remember the steamy hook-up in a disabled bathroom stall at the Metrodome.
 

Feldman, 38, had never met Ross Walsh, 26,...

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Voting Machines Used In Minnesota Senate Race Failed Accuracy Tests

Voting Machines Used In Minnesota Senate Race Failed Accuracy Tests

The still-undecided senate race between Republican incumbent Norm Coleman and Democrat Al Franken is currently being recounted, but this heated race has run into another snafu: Voting machines used throughout Minnesota to tally ballots for this race recently failed accuracy tests. Whoops.

 

Election officials in Michigan have contested the integ...

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Footage From Last Weekend's Minnesota Zombie Pub Crawl

Footage From Last Weekend's Minnesota Zombie Pub Crawl

Last weekend, our fair Minneapolis was overrun by an army of the undead. The zombies arose from their graves and stalked the earth, in desperate search for BRAINS. And maybe a PBR Tall Boy or two.

 

That's right: Last Saturday was the 4th annual Zombie Pub Crawl, a night of debaucherous mayhem with a slew of drunken zombies. Though there's no wa...

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OTR on CMJ Exclusive Interview with Deerhoof, Singer Says "I Don't Do Drugs"

OTR on CMJ Exclusive Interview with Deerhoof, Singer Says "I Don't Do Drugs"

Since signing with indie label Kill Rock Stars in 1995, Deerhoof has been aurally shocking music fans seeking a bit of dreamy, off-kilter, meandering, creeping pop rock. Lineup shifts have not eclipsed the visionary and varied breadth of Deerhoof's music. They'll take the stage at CMJ at the Fillmore on Wednesday at 8pm. Singer Satomi Matsuzaki ...

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Rep. Michelle Bachmann: More Insanity From Minnesota Nutjobs

Rep. Michelle Bachmann: More Insanity From Minnesota Nutjobs

"The people Barack Obama is associating with are anti-American, by and large... I’m very concerned that he may have anti-American views...  I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out, are they pro-America or anti-America? I think the American people would love to see an expose like that....

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Nutjob McCain Supporter From Minnesota Parodied On SNL

Nutjob McCain Supporter From Minnesota Parodied On SNL

I almost hesitate to even post this, because I really don't want to associate this woman with the great state of Minnesota (trust me, not everyone here distrusts Obama because "he's an Arab"), but I wouldn't be considered a true Minnesotan if I didn't take at least some undeserved pride in someone from our state being recognized on a national le...

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Naked And Loving It: The Top 10 Organized Streaking Events On Campuses

Naked And Loving It: The Top 10 Organized Streaking Events On Campuses

Streaking has been a tradition at colleges for decades and our generation holds up Frank the Tank as the mascot for these activities.
 

And why not? What’s not to like about the stray hot blond chick running across the football field? (Though let’s be honest, it’s more often a less-than-hot drunk guy). But some schools’ students have gone above ...

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St. Paul Students Ditch Class... But For Political Purposes This Time

St. Paul Students Ditch Class... But For Political Purposes This Time

The St. Paul police chief is urging students to be cool and stay in school… at least during the Republican National Convention, that is.
 

His concern is well-founded. The group Youth Against War and Racism has sent out a call to local high school and college students to walk out of school today to protest republican policies. Their web site ex...

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