While the campus center was full of students handing out lube and condoms and dildoes, I was too busy sitting in my off-campus apartment playing Halo to notice that Valentine's day is ummmm almost here.

Then someone sent me an Anti-Valentine and it dawned on me how much this consumer oriented heteronormative capitalistic "let's-let-an-over-weight-baby- with-wings-and-deadly-arrows-decide-the-fate-of-my-love-life" holiday is a sham!

Revolt against the corporate overlords at Hallmark and 1800Flowers! Tell cupid where he can stick his stupid arrow!