Criminals throughout history have found ways to fall under the radar of the police. Through identity swaps and constant address changes, there is a world of criminals that the police have not been able to infiltrate but thankfully most ne’er do wells are lacking in the common sense department.

The Tufts’ rapist has been caught and charged. Michael Mahoney’s first encounter with the police was in March after a heated argument with his mother in which he took to cannibalistic tactics and bit his mother's breast. Mahoney was quickly arrested and soon let go because his record had not shown any previous criminal action.

On June 28, the teat-biter struck again and attacked a jogger who was lucky enough to break free and reported the creep with mommy issues.

Mahoney’s libido led him to a third and final strike on the night of July 6 when he raped a student just blocks away from Tufts’ housing. The victim persuaded Mahoney into giving her his phone number for another night of sadistic sex. As soon as she had his number in hand, she went straight to the police where they eventually tracked him down.

All three incidents were linked to Mahoney and he has been charged with three counts of rape and one count of kidnapping. 

I would like to take this opportunity to welcome Michael Mahoney into the Sex Offenders' Registry. The sexually frustrated freaks open their arms and embrace you into their circle of unwarranted and ill-minded sexual encounter ring.