As Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern prove once again, a large contingency exists of beautiful women who love ugly men. Maybe they secretly have low self-esteem. Maybe they figure ugly men don’t cheat. Or maybe they’re just competitive bitches who need to be the pretty one in the relationship. There are many such diametrically opposed couples, so we’ve assembled a list of the Top 5 Ugly Guys with Mojo & Women who Love Them.

5) Lyle Lovett: Some say that Lovett and Julia Roberts met on the set of The Player, but Lovett’s ex-girlfriend Allison Inman says that they did not meet on there, since they shot their scenes on different days. They married in June 1993 and separated less than two years later, probably because Roberts couldn’t bear the thought of waking up to Lovett’s face each morning for the rest of her life.

4) Billy Joel: Billy Joel and the beautiful Christy Brinkley gave birth to a daughter named Alexa who was eighteen years old when the Piano Man married his second wife, the twenty-three year old Katie Lee. Explaining the 32 year age gap between the two, Katie Lee told Oprah Winfrey, “He has this job that’s allowed him to be really immature for a long time and I happen to be more mature for my age, so we meet somewhere in the middle.”

3) Michael Douglas: On November 18, 2000 Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas were married at the Plaza Hotel in New York. The wedding was estimated to have cost 1.5 million pounds. 1 million pounds were spent on trying to mollify Douglas’s resemblance to a corpse.

2) Andrew Upton: Andrew Upton and Cate Blanchett met in 1996 when she appeared in Chekhov’s The Seagull. Not that we really needed any confirmation on this one, but Blanchett admits, "He thought I was aloof and I thought he was arrogant. It just shows you how wrong you can be. But once he kissed me that was that."

1) Donald Trump: Donald Trump trumps all the ugly guys in the strength of his mojo to override his faulty looks. Trump has been married three times to three beautiful women, Ivana Zelnickova, Marla Maples, and Melania Knauss. We know that Maples has extreme taste deficiency from her recent relationship with serial rapist Anand Jon Alexander. Like her first husband, Zelnickova has remarried twice, most recently to Rossano Rubicondi, a man twenty-four years her junior. Trump is twenty-eight years older than his supermodel wife.