#5- University of Alabama
Big Al, the snugly elephant, who dances and waves crimson and white pompoms, is so sweet. The only intimidating feature of Big Al is that he could sit and crush his opponents! I just want to run up and give him a giant hug.
#4- University of Maryland
“Fear the Turtle.” Really? Fear the turtle? Turtles are not capable of spreading terror, especially because when a turtle is frightened it cowers in its own shell. Turtles are delightful and calm creatures, which is what makes people love them as pets. There is no fear here for the slow moving reptile!
#3- Georgetown University
Jack the Bulldog is wrinkly and flat-nosed and comes in third on the list. Those huge puppy dog eyes will get you every time! Jack just needs picked up, squeezed and loved. No wonder people are obsessed with their dogs!
#2- Syracuse University
Otto the Orange, a huge orange round, well, orange. Why would a university designate their mascot to be a piece of fruit? What next, a grape or banana? Oh wait, a banana would be too phallic or maybe that would get more ladies to come to football games. I would definitely go to more football games if I could see a dancing banana AND hot guys in tight pants. Touchdown! Anyway, yes an orange is their mascot. Perhaps Fruit of the Loom played a role in this one.
#1- University of Oregon
How lovable are ducks? With that waddle and those bright orange feet. The University of Oregon comes in at Numero Uno with the cutest mascot, Donald Duck. Using Donald as an university mascot is somewhat debatable, no one can understand what he is saying, let alone intimidate an opponent. How can feathery duck compete against a Fighting Trojan or a Texas Longhorn? Well, it just can’t.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkbKjtuNJhQ
This guy=poser college football fan. Posted 06/12/2008 11:59 AMReply
And by the way, the Duck has also taken out a certain Longhorn, Buffalo and a certain Trojan last year. Don't judge a book by it's cover, or a Duck by it's big orange feet.
GO DUCKS! Posted 06/12/2008 1:43 PMReply
1.) The Ohio State Buckeyes- There mascot is a nut. It's not even a whole tree like Stanford: it's something the tree crapped out. I know from every pompous student of "the" Ohio State University that the buckeye is poisonous. However, anyone dumb enough to swallow a foreign nut probably deserves what comes to them.
2. Syracuse Orangemen- In addition to the reasons listed above, when was the last time you saw an orange in Syracuse, New York?
3. Duke Blue Devils- Why? The Blue Devil mascot is actually named after French soldiers. Naming your mascot after a group of people who's fight song is "I surrender" is incredibly lame.
4. Kansas Jayhawks- Naming your mascot after a wimpy non-existent bird is bad. Naming your mascot after a bunch of Civil war veterans who got their butts kicked so bad by Missouri Bushwhackers that the inspired the term "bleeding Kansas" is worse.
5. Maryland Posted 06/12/2008 8:29 PMReply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_aaYih92ss
what does your mascot know about ground and pound? Posted 06/14/2008 6:28 PMReply
Absolutely no research went into this piece. Posted 06/14/2008 10:34 PMReply
http://www.evergreen.edu/athletics/geoduck.htm Posted 06/15/2008 06:34 AMReply
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nkbKjtuNJhQ Posted 06/15/2008 09:59 AMReply
#1 Williams College 'Purple Cows' - Come on! That has to get a mention!
#2 UC Santa Cruz 'Banana Slugs"- are you kidding me!
#3 Dartmouth's 'keg of beer' - I understand that it is their 'unofficial mascot' but keep in mind that Dartmouth has no 'official' mascot.
#4 Stanford - It is obscure and stupid: A tree and a color.
#5 TCU 'Horned Frogs' - good grief...
#6 Last but not least, the Houston Cougar. Just because I was at the game where the Oregon Duck beat the c--- out of him. The guy interrupted an Oregon Tradition that he should have left alone. He deserved what he got. Posted 06/15/2008 11:08 PMReply
The Stanford Tree is a BAMF. Its a freakin' redwood! Dartmouth's Keggy the Keg is not a mascot, but rather the leader of a Bacchanalian cult (see "Drinkin' Time" on Youtube). Otherwise, I agree with the previous posts. Posted 06/16/2008 11:49 AMReply