Beer Pong: Breeding Grounds For Disease

Beer Pong: Breeding Grounds For Disease

Last month, CO-ED Magazine reported that there has been an increase of orally-transmitted herpes due to the not-so-sanitary game of beer pong.

 

The 230-percent increase in herpes simplex virus-1 (HSV-1) is so disturbing that you can’t help but wonder what other diseases could be floating in the dark, murky waters of your Solo cups. When playing beer pong, you have a possibility of getting any type of disease transferable via saliva. So the next time you decide to invite your neighbors over for a friendly round of drinking games, play smart or you’ll end up with one of these nasty ailments:

 

Gonorrhea, a.k.a. The Clap
Although it’s more commonly transmitted through sexual intercourse, there’s still a possibility of spreading Gonorrhea orally. If the infection is only down there, no need to worry. However, the bacteria Neisseria gonorrhoeae could also thrive in the throat. (If you don’t get how one could possibly catch an STD in one’s mouth, you have bigger problems). To avoid any risks, I’d closely monitor your beer pong partner/opponents before the game.

 

Infectious mononucleosis, a.k.a. Mono
Also known as the “kissing disease,” mono induces extreme fatigue, muscle soreness, sore throat, and fever. Mono may have been a popular sickness when we were in middle school and high school, but that doesn’t mean it goes away once we hit college. I’d think twice about sharing cups—especially in beer pong.

 

Hepatitis A
If you and your friends are the type to play practical jokes on each other (say light each other’s crotches on fire), I’d keep an eye out for them in beer pong. Their next brilliant idea may be to use toilet water to fill the ball-rinsing cup. If so, you could find yourself in a state of nausea, vomiting, diarrhea and fever—due to feces-contaminated water. Let’s hope you’re up-to-date with your Hepatitis A vaccination.

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Comments

Anonymous
hoes sipping after hoes. a disgrace. Posted 08/13/2008 12:19 AMReply
Anonymous
At the World Series of Beer Pong (WWW.BPONG.COM), the cups are replaced after every game, so you're completely safe. Posted 08/13/2008 1:13 PMReply
Anonymous
stop using lite beer, more alcohol more cleansing Posted 08/14/2008 5:28 PMReply
Anonymous
I was informed by a co-worker the risks involved in "beer pong" not knowing exactly how the game is played (since I dont drink beer)I talked to my of-age drinking kids and am glad to say that at least they are smart about it...they said they havent ever used the same cups and aside from all that they NEVER drink and drive!
Maybe its not the game that causes these problems but being drunk and having random sex w/skanks might to the blame!
Posted 08/23/2008 1:21 PMReply
Anonymous
Candy, this article is DUMB--the only significant data you provide is for herp simplex 1--which practically everyone has. The rest of the article is a bunch of "what ifs" and has no bearing on beer pong. Next time add some better data. NEXT. Posted 09/05/2008 11:29 AMReply

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