Rush Limbaugh Declares Michelle Obama Pregnant

Posted by Jambalaya Joe 08/25/2008 2:32 PM

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Rush Limbaugh Declares Michelle Obama Pregnant

Rush Limbaugh thinks Michelle Obama is pregnant, and his speculation has sparked a wave of internet rumors regarding the democratic presidential nominee’s wife. This comes just days after Limbaugh asserted on his radio show:

"It is striking how unqualified [Sen. Barack] Obama is and, and how this whole thing came about with, within the Democrat Party. I think it really goes back to the fact that nobody had the guts to stand up and say no to a black guy… I think this is a classic illustration here where affirmative action has reared its ugly head against them.”

While no statement has been made by the Obama camp, can we trust statements made by the man forced to resign from ESPN after making racist remarks about Donovan McNabb? Can we trust that this is not a charade meant to distract from Michelle Obama’s speech tonight at the Democratic National Convention? Then again, there may be no malignant motivations. Perhaps Limbaugh is just back on the pills.

Comments

Anonymous says,

THE BABYS PROBABLY BILL CLINTONS...... Posted 08/25/2008 3:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Rush is God Posted 08/25/2008 4:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

does anyone really care what an **** like rush thinks? Posted 08/25/2008 5:05 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I think its Rush who's looking pregnant.

Let's see: Harvard Law Review, Clown. Mr. Rush can not begin to imagine how smart Senator Obama is.

But I do like clowns. Posted 08/25/2008 6:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Who is Rush Limbaugh?
ohh the fat guy who talks BS on the radio. Posted 08/26/2008 8:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Who is the sad, empty soul that posted "Rush is God"? I feel so sorry for anyone who looks up to a bloated, sweaty, bitch-titted professional liar like Limbaugh and considers him anything more than a bought-and-paid-for shill for the Republican party. Rush is the epitome of the loser sexless American slob who can't hold onto a wife, can't pump his own gas, can't mow his own lawn, and most likely wouldn't even know the mechanics of making love to a woman (even with the illegal Viagra). He's truly a pitiful, pathetic excuse for a man; anyone who thinks of him as anything but a bag of gas and fat is a very sad, confused individual. Posted 08/29/2008 04:58 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I thought Limbaugh LOST weight. God damn, he looks like a huge pink balloon. THIS is who the conservative right looks up to?! A thrice-divorced pillhead loser who looks like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man? Jesus Christ, right-wingers, get yourselves a more masculine role model, maybe someone who's NOT a drug-addict who's hundreds of pounds overweight, afraid of women and minorities, and able to get a hardon without illegal drugs. Posted 08/29/2008 05:04 AMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous:

Rush Limbaugh is a comedian with a double-digit IQ. Why is what he says important? It's mind boggling and disturbing to think of the number of people who actually are so unable to think for themselves that they worship him. How sad that they pride themselves in being called ditto heads by him! They're too dumb to know that he's insulting them, and running to the bank on the insults. Unbelievable!!! Posted 08/30/2008 1:47 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Michelle could be pregnant. She looks so ungainly and not exactly elegant, kind of fat and pregnant. She is not a small petite woman, like Cindy Mc Cain, who is naturally slim and beautiful. She is
so big boned and muscular, even compaired to her husband. Posted 08/30/2008 8:15 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Michelle is a very BIG WOMAN 6' tall and over 200 lbs. She could be pregnant. She is so BIG!!! What you see is what we get! She will never be a first lady. She just does not have a great figure like Cindy McCain!!! Let's face it!!!! Posted 08/30/2008 8:20 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Give me a break, some people compair this woman to Jackie Kennedy. Not that I thought she was so it, but please, she is a mess!!! Cindy Mc Cain has such style and she is naturally slim, just what we need in a first lady!!!!! Posted 08/30/2008 8:24 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Maybe people on the view think Michelle is great, but real slim women do not. That is why we watch what we eat, everyday!!!!! Posted 08/30/2008 8:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

what a bunch of bull. and cindy mccain is slim and classy? puleeze. the woman is a pill popper and looks like she had one too many face lifts. style guru is all for michelle and hates cidy's style.
anyway, it is the sara palin pregnancy that should be talked about. she never looked pregnant, took a LONG plane flight while in labor and evidently had her daughters child. turns out bristol was yanked from school and hidden away until after the baby was born. evidently the abstinence only sex ed didn't take work with her. Posted 08/30/2008 8:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Because she is sooo fat, it is hard to tell if she is preggers. Too big for a first lady, sorry!!!! Posted 08/30/2008 9:07 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: Cindy McCain is a stylish woman who has done so much for unfortunate people. Facelifts? Give me a break, some woman who watch what they eat do not need to have this done, as I am sure is the case for Cindy. How can you talk about Sara Palin and give this terrible gossip. You need a life or maybe a FACELIFT!!! You are a caustic person who needs intervention!!! Posted 08/30/2008 9:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous:
I'm just worried that they may replace the rose garden with a watermelon patch! Posted 08/30/2008 9:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

people here are pathetic. why are people so afraid of an african-american who is well educated and well prepared for a role such as president?
let's be progressive. it's 2008, not 1908. Posted 08/30/2008 9:53 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Before his marriage to Cindy McCain, John McCain was committing adultery with among others, Cindy McCain. In fact, John McCain had the gall to apply for a marriage license to marry Cindy McCain before his divorce to his first wife, Carol (now 4 inches shorter, walking with a limp after 6 months in a hospital and 23 surgeries later following a car accident) was legal. Cindy and John, what paragons of virtue.

After her marriage to John, Cindy used illegal drug prescriptions to obtain opiates for her drug addiction.

These are the facts. Check then out.

If character counts, and not the color of one's skin nor one's body habitus, Michelle and Barack have Cindy and John beat all to hell. Posted 08/30/2008 11:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Gee I guess the people that one hangs around with does not show their character. How about the sick rev Wright, John Ayers, who tried to blow up the country, a true fanatic, and the ever popular Tony Resco, who gave the Obamabas needed revenue for their townhouse over $1 million. I guess character did not count with their associations with these degenererates... Posted 08/30/2008 11:21 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Anonymous 8/30/2008 11:21pm

Guilt by association may be easier than proving someone guilty based on the facts of their own misdeeds. But it would not hold up in a court of law and it should likewise not stand up to critical examination.

Also, misstating facts is not tolerable. The non-partisan website factcheck.org presents facts regarding political claims. They criticize both Obama and McCain when they are in error with the facts. Obama got no money from Rezko in the purchase of his house. Check out factcheck.org. Here is a partial quote:

"Million-Dollar Mansion

As for that claim about Rezko helping Obama buy his house, well, we've dealt with that one before. The gist of the story: In 2005, Barack and Michelle Obama found a house that they wanted to purchase. The property had been divided into two parcels, one containing a house and the other undeveloped land. The owner had listed the properties separately. After considerable haggling, the seller accepted the Obamas' third bid of $1.65 million for the parcel containing the house. Tony Rezko's wife, Rita, purchased the adjoining lot for $625,000.

When the Obamas wanted to increase the size of their yard, they approached the Rezkos about purchasing a strip of the adjacent parcel. Obama told the Sun-Times that a 10-foot strip of the 60-foot lot appraised for $40,000. The Obamas nevertheless paid Rita $104,500 (or 1/6 of the total purchase price of her lot) for the strip. In 2007, Rita sold the remaining lot for $575,000 (or roughly a $54,500 profit on the overall property).

McCain's ad, however, is worded in a way that could leave a false impression. It says Rezko "helped him buy his million-dollar mansion" by "purchasing part of the property he couldn't afford." That's true, but only because the seller wanted to sell the two parcels as a unit and the Obamas couldn't afford both. Rezko did not make a gift of any property to the Obamas. Furthermore, the fact that his wife sold her lot for more than she paid for it contradicts any suggestion that the Rezkos overpaid for their part of the deal as a way of getting the seller to lower the price to the Obamas for their part.

Convicted Felon

The McCain ad says of Rezko, "Now, he's a convicted felon." That's true; Rezko was indicted in 2006 and convicted of corruption charges on June 4, 2008. But those charges came after the 2005 Obama home purchase and had nothing to do with that or with the $14 million project mentioned in the ad. " Posted 08/31/2008 02:05 AMReply

Anonymous says,

As a white woman and a Republican who knows statistics, may I remind you idiots that the biggest beneficiaries of affirmative action have been white women. Duh. Clearly this is evident by our unqualified Veepstakes pick Sarah Palin. Posted 09/02/2008 5:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Rush Limbaugh is about as Stupid as they come. And those of you who follow his CRAP, are about as stupid as he is. You must be on the SAME PILLs he can't get off of... the fat B@$+ard Posted 09/29/2008 11:08 PMReply