BREAKING NEWS: Commencement is at Eastern, Luxury Boxes to Blame

BREAKING NEWS: Commencement is at Eastern, Luxury Boxes to Blame
They're bracing for tomorrow.

This, for lack of a better term, is ****ing unbelievable. Because of the ongoing project at the Big House to build luxury boxes so rich alumni can crap on our heads, construction is going to shut down the stadium during our graduation.

Oh, it gets better, yes, we're now graduating at Eastern. ****ING EASTERN. Sorry I'm just beyond angry at this point. Something about they postpone construction, Crisler is too small etc. etc. we're graduating in Eastern's stadium.

I think I speak for absolutely all seniors when I say, this is not going to happen. Do whatever you have to do, write MSA, call the board of education, spray paint Mary Sue Coleman's house. We can't let this stand, how many of you have been looking forward to walking on the field since your freshman year? None of us went to this school for four years to graduate at Eastern.

I'll keep you informed on this as more details/bullshit comes in.
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Comments

Anonymous
this sucks. unreal........... Posted 01/08/2008 4:59 PMReply
Anonymous
I wonder how happy people at Harvard would be if they had to graduate at nearby Lesley University. What the **** is Lesley University you ask? Probably the same thing people are saying about EMU.

So EMUs stadium has a capacity of around 30k people. So why not close off the part of Michigan stadium that's being worked on, and let 30k people funnel in over there?

I almost don't even care about graduatin much at this point. I've got baby butt to wipe right around then, maybe I'll do that instead.

I would surely bet that Travis Radina (liberal fraud) has something to do with this, though. Can an investigory committee be formed?
Posted 01/08/2008 5:40 PMReply
Anonymous
Why would they just not move graduation to Crisler? I understand it's nice to have graduation outside, but it's better than going to Eastern. Glad I graduated in 2000. Posted 01/09/2008 09:24 AMReply
Anonymous
I'm not a student or an alumn but that is terrible. Watch your wallets! Posted 01/09/2008 12:47 PMReply
Anonymous
crisler's not big enough for each grad to bring 8 guests, only 2. read the article Posted 01/09/2008 8:49 PMReply
Anonymous
Where are the parent's protests? Why does each graduate need 8 guests anyway? Crisler worked well years ago. The less guests that come, the better view for those that do! Posted 01/12/2008 09:10 AMReply

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