BREAKING NEWS: Commencement is at Eastern, Luxury Boxes to Blame

BREAKING NEWS: Commencement is at Eastern, Luxury Boxes to Blame
They're bracing for tomorrow.

This, for lack of a better term, is ****ing unbelievable. Because of the ongoing project at the Big House to build luxury boxes so rich alumni can crap on our heads, construction is going to shut down the stadium during our graduation.

Oh, it gets better, yes, we're now graduating at Eastern. ****ING EASTERN. Sorry I'm just beyond angry at this point. Something about they postpone construction, Crisler is too small etc. etc. we're graduating in Eastern's stadium.

I think I speak for absolutely all seniors when I say, this is not going to happen. Do whatever you have to do, write MSA, call the board of education, spray paint Mary Sue Coleman's house. We can't let this stand, how many of you have been looking forward to walking on the field since your freshman year? None of us went to this school for four years to graduate at Eastern.

I'll keep you informed on this as more details/bullshit comes in.

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