You shouldn't judge a book by its cover. But honestly, what's the first thing you do when you're looking for more information about a college-aged person? At Umich, just like other schools around the country, you Facebook them. (The Alumni Association would love for you to inCircle them, but nobody in the world is on inCircle.)

But when your parents do this, you realize the scary potential of Facebook. There are several Umich girls whose parents have Facebook-stalked their potential roommates before deciding to move them into the super-prissy let's-have-tea Martha Cook.  Of course, many of them end up just being miserable there (it's safe to say Martha Cook isn't for everyone) and rebelling further, but what Mom and Dad don't know won't hurt them, right?