University of Michigan OTR: Fill in the Blank

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Posted by Johnny Quest 03/18/2008 6:10 PM
Category: Tags: completely stole this format from perez just for today

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Jennifer Aniston is wearing Central Michigan shorts because ______.

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...the author of the movie she's filming 'Marley & Me' is a CMU grad Posted 03/18/2008 7:20 PMReply

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...she is too hot to go to UM. Posted 03/18/2008 8:42 PMReply

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. . . she's "that" kind of girl. Posted 03/18/2008 8:43 PMReply

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... she's half chippewa Posted 03/18/2008 9:58 PMReply

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...the thought of her not wearing shorts... aw crap, not again... Posted 03/19/2008 06:03 AMReply

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Because she is not a lesbian (UM) Posted 03/19/2008 09:59 AMReply

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Because she is sleeping with the entire phi-delta-gamma house Posted 03/19/2008 11:31 AMReply

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...Travis Radina is a liberal fraud. Posted 03/19/2008 11:55 AMReply

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...this isn't gay or anything Posted 03/19/2008 5:51 PMReply

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a Pike hasn't given her any fashion tips. Posted 03/19/2008 10:08 PMReply

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Her father is a full blooded Yaki Indian......... Posted 03/20/2008 1:46 PMReply

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shes always had a thing for back-to-back MAC football champions... Posted 04/09/2008 10:26 PMReply

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shes always had a thing for back-to-back MAC football champions... Posted 04/09/2008 10:26 PMReply