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I know Greek life has a rich history, but come on.
50% of students at Michigan are Greek. And while it's true I make up all my statistics, the fact remains that Greek life will in some way influence a lot of you as freshmen. And as Welcome Week starts and you start going to parties with brothers and sisters trying to get you to join and Greek letters are swimming around your head like alphabet soup, I think it's only fair I present you with a list.
A ranking order of fraternities and sororities is purely a word of mouth thing. It changes from year to year and no one ever bothers to write it down. Well, I did. The best houses are on top, "best" generally meaning the hottest collection of guys or girls, and how fun they are to party with. So yeah, here we go:
| Fraternities | Sororities |
| 1. Phi Psi 2. SAE 3. Theta Chi 4. Pike 5. AEPi 6. SigEp 7. Fiji 8. Chi Phi 9. ShadyPhi 10. DKE |
1. Alpha Phi 2. Tri Delt 3. Kappa 4. EK 5. Theta 6. AXO 7. ADPi 8. DG 9. Chi-O 10. SDT |
It's important to remember that this list does not speak to the character of those in the house, but only of their rep on campus. For further exploration of each house, click the links and review some of my old segments. There's still a lot of houses I haven't gotten to, which is because I either haven't had time yet or they're not interesting enough to write about.
And of course I'm anticipating the "blah blah blah what does Johnny Quest know, he's just a GDI ****" response, but the answer is more than you think. If you claim your house is ranked too low or are pissed it isn't on the list at all, one of the great things about this job is that I don't have to care. But let the bitching begin.







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Houses coming soon: ShadyPhi, AXO, SAE Posted 09/19/2007 07:45 AMReply
And yes, it's easy to judge all the houses anonymously, in fact, it's the only way to do it. I don't need a bunch of ****s storming my apartment because I said they pop their collars or wear their hats crooked.
And no, I'm not. Posted 09/19/2007 12:18 PMReply
Looks like y'all finally got to him, it took over 20 comments, but you've cracked JQ, congrats Posted 09/19/2007 12:20 PMReply
glad to hear you aren't ****ing an alpha grabba doughnut Posted 09/19/2007 8:04 PMReply
ADPi girls are trashy bitches with no style
SDT is by far the most wannabe house of all. ugly, snaggletooth, wish you were theta.
get over yourselves. Posted 09/20/2007 11:48 AMReply
As far as sororities, I think u nailed it. But I think SDT should be at least a 6-7. Posted 09/22/2007 7:31 PMReply
...german chocolate cake with extra icing Posted 09/23/2007 8:18 PMReply
real classy, dg. Posted 09/24/2007 4:31 PMReply
..people are fighting over ranks 7-10? is being ranked a spot or two higher gonna CHANGE YOUR LIFE? Posted 09/24/2007 6:01 PMReply
I will reiterate once more, THIS IS ONE MAN'S OPINION. I'm sorry that the greek wars had to be duked out in the comment section, and any blog that produces over 60 comments deserves some ****ing credit. "Let the bitching begin" and its here. I'm a greek and proud of it, but if I would kick my own ass if I for a second thought that this list was compromising the integrity of my own fraternity. Like i said, one man, one opinion, ****. Posted 09/24/2007 10:31 PMReply
you're all very amusing though! Posted 09/24/2007 10:35 PMReply
my house is on the middle of the list. so what? some houses are hotter and more popular than mine. i could care less. i love the girls in my house, and i'm happy if someone else has found that kind of bond in another house. Posted 09/25/2007 12:03 AMReply
Keep up the good work, JQ; you're my favorite blogger on this site. Posted 09/25/2007 1:15 PMReply
you must be in sig ep...how was pledge term? Posted 09/26/2007 12:27 PMReply
WTF are you talking about? Posted 09/26/2007 1:00 PMReply
1. SAE
2. Phi Psi
3. Theta Chi
4. AEPi
5. FIJI
6. PIKE (they are this low bc they are the laughing stock of the greek system, known as tools, and try way too hard to be fratty)
7. Psi U
8. DKE
The rest don't matter
Sororities are better to organize into tiers:
Tier 1: Alpha Phi, Tri Delt, Kappa
Tier 1.5: Theta, Chi O, Sigma Kappa
Tier 2: SDT, DG, AXO
Tier 3: ADPi, Pi Phi, DPhiE
worst (obviously): AGD Posted 09/27/2007 5:23 PMReply
tier 1: alpha phi, tri delt, kappa, sigma kappa
tier 2: theta, axo, adpi, chi o, sdt
tier 3: pi phi, dphie, agd Posted 09/27/2007 7:14 PMReply
and that response sounds like a thing from AGD, do you "girls" host fall barndances at your sorority house giving guys rides on your huge whale-backed bodies? those girls are never short on excuses why they only get 14 pledges a year...
-curious george Posted 09/28/2007 12:56 PMReply
It's interesting that you need rankings to make sure the girls you're ****ing aren't fatties...
I'd think that would be something you'd know without having to check the latest blog update.
- a guy who's NOT blind Posted 09/28/2007 1:46 PMReply
haha real sweet guys - oh and adpi is full of girls who like the black cock, the bottowm tier frat ronnie cock, or some "compassionate nice guy" gdi cock... Posted 09/28/2007 10:43 PMReply
to grab the 100th comment spot Posted 10/01/2007 05:05 AMReply
true story.
this list truly is compiled by a GDI. phi psi and sae? a-phi above theta? please. Posted 10/02/2007 7:50 PMReply
Some of it was actually funny, if you were pissed because of something he wrote about your house, then just ignore it and laugh about all the other things he wrote about your rival house. Notice how some of the things mentioned about those houses were true? Well chances are its the same for your (you're a little too close to the situation to see it).
In the end, Greek life has shaped a large number of great college careers and most people inside of it would not change it for the world.
Do yourself a favor and either have fun with this website or close out of it.
Lastly, Johnny quest i think a spot in the gossip column for the daily is open, you might find some friends there. Just in case you are still looking for a hobby... Posted 10/02/2007 8:55 PMReply
Why do all of yall care so much about this ****, I go to a different school and saw this shit, get lives, and whoevers blog this is, you are a women. Get the sand out of your vagina.
Go App. State Posted 10/03/2007 07:03 AMReply
That's a big fat lie. Posted 10/09/2007 11:06 PMReply
ew Posted 10/10/2007 06:38 AMReply
Isn't that a good thing? Posted 10/16/2007 10:57 AMReply
1. theta xi
2. triangle
3. PIKE
1. agd
2. deeph
3. whats left of g phi b Posted 10/27/2007 4:36 PMReply
AEPi up in the rankings (pimps and hoes, biggest pregame, splash bash, etc.)
Psi U up (seem to be stronger, bigger pledge class)
Theta Chi down (where have they been on campus??)
Theta sorority further down, bad pledge class Posted 10/27/2007 8:15 PMReply
tridelts new pledge class is VERY cute...but those alpha phis...god damn Posted 11/08/2007 12:46 PMReply
it's human nature to be shallow and if you think you aren't then your in denial... **** GDI's Posted 11/11/2007 10:40 PMReply
the reverse is true for fraternities. the letters of a fraternity are capable of blinding a girl from seeing past the lame, popped collared, frat guys who think they're sweet but usually aren't. the fraternity list is exponentially more significant than anything that relates to sorority life.
Here they are as of now:
1.SAE
2.Phi Psi
3.Theta Chi
4.Pike
5.Fiji
6.AEPi
7.Chi Phi
8.SigEp
9.Shady Phi Posted 12/04/2007 12:15 AMReply
As far as "do the rankings matter," yes, to some extent, but in my experience you just need to be in a semi respectable house/have the greek connection. Posted 12/04/2007 05:48 AMReply
How about you do a list of the worst sororities and frats? Posted 02/01/2008 10:10 AMReply
1. The former Beta
2. SAE
2nd to last: FIJI
Last:PIKE Posted 02/05/2008 06:59 AMReply
this needs to be done at michigan Posted 02/13/2008 3:55 PMReply
Delta Chi, Pi Kapps, Phi Delt, Chi Psi, Zeta Psi, Psi U, Sigma Pi, Kappa Sig Posted 02/29/2008 2:04 PMReply
Tier 1: SAE, Phi Psi, Theta Chi
Tier 1.5: Fiji, PIKE, AEPi
Tier 2: SigEp, DKE, Chi Phi, Psi U Posted 03/06/2008 5:47 PMReply
2.SAE
3.Theta Chi
4.PIKE
5.Fiji
6.Psi U
7.AEPi
8.Chi Phi
9.SigEp
10.DKE Posted 03/06/2008 6:54 PMReply
-a hot girl Posted 03/06/2008 7:12 PMReply
Phi Psi
SAE
Theta Chi
Fiji
Pike
AEPi
Chi Phi
Shady Phi
DKE
the co-op
psi u
phi kapps
delta chi
sammy
zeta psi
chi psi
sigma nu
sigma pi
zbt
phi delt
kappa sig
DU
alpha sig
DTD
theta xi
pi lam
lambda chi
triangle Posted 03/06/2008 7:15 PMReply
beta underground would be just above theta xi. beta when not underground was between fiji and pike Posted 03/07/2008 07:30 AMReply
mostly stuck up long island kids Posted 03/08/2008 06:30 AMReply
that house is such a joke, the kids think they're cool but most are just huge tools Posted 03/08/2008 1:41 PMReply
seriously??? AXO, phi, tridelt, DG, and EK??? as a guy, i'm offended.
1. kappa
2. alpha phi
3. tri delt
4. sigma kappa
5. theta
6. chi o
7. sdt
8. axo
9. dg
10. adpi
1. phi psi
2. beta (whatever they still own shit)
3. sae
4. theta chi
5. aepi
6. pike
7. fiji
8. sig
7. zbt
10. psi u
beta, zbt, and sig still do shit with the hottest sororities... update JQ. Posted 03/11/2008 9:49 PMReply
AGREED Posted 03/11/2008 9:59 PMReply
Awkward and get awkward girls: SigEp, DKE
Get jewish girls: AEPi, Sammy, ZBT
Get girls cause they're sweethearts: Fiji
Get girls cause they're sweet: Phi Psi, Chi Phi, Psi U Posted 03/11/2008 11:51 PMReply
2. Phi Psi
3. Theta Chi
4. Pike
5. Fiji
6. AEPi
7. DKE
8. Chi Phi
9. ShadyPhi
10.SigEp Posted 03/12/2008 03:07 AMReply
Note to freshmen girls who don't know better: beta is more on par with dke and sig ep than phi psi, sae, or fiji Posted 03/12/2008 07:08 AMReply
on the original list, how is sigep 6? theyre complete ****s... Posted 03/12/2008 12:51 PMReply
Alpha Phi
Skrappa
-------
Tri Delt
Kappa
Theta
-------
AXO
DG
ADPi
SDT
-------
ChiO
PiPhi
-------
AGD
DPhiE
PhiRho
FakeRho (Phi Alpha Rho) isn't official, id put them between AGD & DPhiE, if they became official, up one spot from there.
----------- is a big break in levels. Posted 03/12/2008 1:04 PMReply
Theta Chi doesn't do anything either... Posted 03/12/2008 1:09 PMReply
Theta Chi doesn't do anything either..."
as a girl, i think i can clarify... have you seen boys in those houses?? good looking. very good looking. that's why girls continue to go to both places, despite the fact that theta chi's supposed to be dry, and SAE will never be off so-pro. Posted 03/12/2008 4:22 PMReply
tridelt
kappa
sigma kappa
theta
AXO
ChiO
SDT
DG
ADPi
DPhiE
Pi Phi
AGD
whoever made the last sorority list was very off... there is no way skrappa is above tridelt and kappa. chio is definitely above dg and adpi, and dphie is definitely above pi phi and agd. and phi rho alpha doesnt have a rep yet so i left them off Posted 03/12/2008 7:15 PMReply
that is why judging people by the sorority they are in is bullshit and doesnt work Posted 03/12/2008 7:23 PMReply
also, i know girls who preffed at houses like tridelt, kappa, EK, theta etc.. ended up in adpi, and now cant even imagine being anywhere else. The fakeness in other houses is ridiculous. but in adpi they dont give a shit what your daddy does for a living, where you're from, or what kind of car you drive, because in the end none of that really matters in life if you're not happy. so please, get over yourselves 'top tier' sororities and get a life. just because the person sitting next to you isnt wearing everything name-brand, doesnt drive a beemer, and doesnt own a loft in nyc, doesnt mean they couldnt be your best friend. Posted 03/17/2008 08:19 AMReply
1. Phi Psi
2. SAE
3. Theta Chi
4. PIKE
5. FIJI
6. AEPi
7. Chi Phi
8. SigEp
9. DKE
10. Shady Phi
1. Alpha Phi
2. Tri Delt
3. Sigma Kappa
4. KKG
5. AXO
6. Theta
7. ADPi
8. DG
9. Chi-O
10. SDT Posted 04/03/2008 2:36 PMReply
FIJI
SAE
PIKE
Phi Psi
Triangle
Theta Chi
ChiPhi
DKE
SIGEP
AEPI
SHADY PHI
Alpha Phi
Tri Delt
DG
KKG
Sigma Kappa
AXO
Theta
ADpi
Chi-O
AGD Posted 04/05/2008 12:50 AMReply
more like:
1. SAE
2. Phi Psi
3. Pike
4. AEPi
5. Theta Chi
6. Fiji
7. ZBT
8. Chi Phi
9. Sig Ep
10. Shady Phi
1. Tridelt
2. Alpha Phi
3. Kappa
4. Sigma Kappa
5. Theta
6. A Chi O
7. DG
8. Chi O
9. SDT
10. ADPi Posted 04/05/2008 3:37 PMReply
I'm not gonna act like there arent frat ****s and sorority bitches in the Greek system, but lets get real, there's kids like that in every house. But whatever, there's a of cool kids in every house too. For anyone like me that cringes when they read the bs on this website and wishes that they didnt have to be embarassed to tell their non-greek friends that their in a fraternity/sorority, dont even read this shit, dont let this **** try to define you by how he describes your house. We all go the University of Michigan and are all relatively successful/interesting kids. I mean how the **** does our community, one that does so many cool things and has so many cool diverse people have such a terrible reputation? It's cause of **** like you, JQ.
Well, wait.. on second thought I guess its our own fault. I dont know how, but we let you passively talk shit about every one of our houses. I have respect for what youve done, I mean you have really made a name for yourself by feeding off the stereotypes and competition that exists between houses. It would just be cool if we took pride in ourselves as a community for once and didnt let ourselves get played by you, you ****ing cocksucker. Posted 04/05/2008 7:26 PMReply
theyre like 10 miles away and dont party Posted 04/05/2008 9:21 PMReply
here is the real list:
1. Triangle
2. DKE
3. Sig Ep
4. Pike
5. Fiji
6. Phi Psi
7. SAE
8. Lambda CHi
9. ShadyPhi
10. Beta
1. AXO
2. Chi O
3. Kappa
4. Alpha Phi
5. Zeta Beta
6. Thetalove
7. EK
8. DG
9. Tri Delt
10. SDT
AIN;T NO PARTY LIKE A CHI O PARTY CAUSE A CHI O PARTY DON'T STOP. WHAT???? Posted 04/08/2008 9:38 PMReply
maybe because zbt and beta aren't frats. Posted 04/16/2008 2:18 PMReply
DEATH TO SPAM! Posted 05/03/2008 08:55 AMReply
dont always listen to the rumors of their rep, a lot of deeph girls are just as hot as those theta and sdt girls. Posted 05/09/2008 7:17 PMReply
I know we'd all really like to see what you've got to say about everybody else =] Posted 05/15/2008 7:51 PMReply
At CU, the DGs are Coke Whores, "Delta Gramma", but HOT! Pi Phis are smoking HOT! Check out "Colorado Alpha Pi Beta Phi" on YouTUBE. Kappas are the Fugly Jews, Thetas are Fat, Alpha Phis can't make numbers and are "Awful Fleas", coming and going off campus and the Tri-Delts SUCK! and not in a good way!
UT - Top 6 in order: Pi Phi, Kappa, Theta, Zeta, Chi-O, Tri-Delt
USC - Tie for 1st, Pi Phi, DG, Theta, then the rest suck! at the bottom, more Kappa Jewesses, and still ugly!
UCLA - 1st tier (all blonde hotties) Theta, Pi Phi, Kappa, then DG, and ugly DDD
UCSB - DG, Pi Phi, AXO, APhi
SMU - Theta, Kappa Pi Phi
Cal - Kappa and Pi Phi tie for 1st,
Stanford - Pi Phi, Kappa,
Check out the websites, even your top house websites have a lot of trolls!!!
What's up with the UGLY girls in Michigan? Posted 05/23/2008 03:04 AMReply
my ranking just for fun:
psi u
sammy
theta chi
aepi
fiji
sae
pike
phi si
zbt
chi si
sigma nu
sig
beta
chi o
kappa
theta
sdt
tridelt
alpha phi
sigma kappa
dphie Posted 07/15/2008 11:52 PMReply
1.SAE
2.Phi Psi
3.Pike
4.Theta Chi
5.AEPi
6.Psi U
7.Fiji
Other frats worth mentioning but not rankable;
-Sigma Nu-stoners. LEgit.too bad there are maybe 12 of them total.
-ZBT-jews who throw down. again with the bad numbers.
-Delta Sig- you are so gay, but theta loves you, so you are worth mentioning.
Sorrorities/brothals;
1.Tri delt
2.Alpha Phi
3.Sigma Kappa
4.Theta
5.Kappa (now that you are 100% jewish, you must be competing for the few hot jewish girls. you are losing. recruit some blondes, for ****s sake).
6. AXO
7.ChiO
8.DG
9.DPhiE
10.ADPi
11.AGD
12.Pi Beta Phi Posted 10/18/2008 6:39 PMReply
As for the people using "poor" as a derogatory term (as if your being rich is is some sign of your own accomplishments anyway you stupid ****ing cocksuckers)or talking about mid-west or Michigan "trash," I will find you and kill you and put your heads on sticks through... (to be continued) Posted 11/18/2008 05:21 AMReply
2. Theta Chi
3. Phi Psi
4. Fiji
5. AEPi
6. Chi Phi
7. PIKE
8. Psi U Posted 01/27/2009 9:53 PMReply