Really? The Phi's....

Lapalme is a tool

blum sucks

johnny rhymes with gay so johnny is gay

yeah that's some terrible rhyming right there

perfect ranking.. alpha phi with their pregame partners in the number one spots. <33

dude you are the dumbest MF I have ever encountered...please let me see you on the street so I can crush your lame ass face with my LAX stick as you so eloquently put it...go **** yourself and your lame ass "friends" if you have any. PEACE

these are right on! hope you comment further on the rest of the houses...

Mmm, I don't know if I can. Now I'm scared of getting my face smashed with LAX sticks.

I'm not a huge frat/sorority fan, but I would say that the top few are accurate Phi Psi and SAE are always on top and Alpha Phi and Tri Delt should stay there too unless Kappa somehow picks up... After that who cares really?

i'm not greek...but from what i know, these are right on.

alpha phis are hot

Wow. I wonder if this guy is wearing a pink polo and some plaid american eagle shorts while he is carrying his sweet lacrosse stick.

johnny q, will you please create blogs on all the houses...we love reading them!

pike sucks

I would like to agree with the comment that says how convenient it is that Alpha Phi and their pregame partners, Phi Psi are together.... are you sure you're not in a house?

these are so right on, and your blogs are hilarious--please do more houses!

proud to be a phi psi...

Johnny, what's up with Chi-O being above SDT, DG, and ADPi? Have you SEEN the girls in that house?

Yeah I've been getting a lot of **** because I left ADPi off the list. That's because I was mixing them up with AEPhi who got kicked off campus. After meeting some of the girls and asking around, I've updated the list.

Houses coming soon: ShadyPhi, AXO, SAE

Both your lists are still way, way off.

@ Johnny Quest: You really should look closer at some of the houses you lowly ranked/left off the list... You're missing out

dg not even ranked? youre ****ing retarded

it's very easy to judge all the houses when you're writing anonymously. why don't you grow a set, ****ing say who you are, and then proceed to publicly rank the greek houses.

johnny quest is clearly ****ing someone in agd

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention when I cut DG, that was an accident.

And yes, it's easy to judge all the houses anonymously, in fact, it's the only way to do it. I don't need a bunch of ****s storming my apartment because I said they pop their collars or wear their hats crooked.

And no, I'm not.

"one of the great things about this job is that I don't have to care"

Looks like y'all finally got to him, it took over 20 comments, but you've cracked JQ, congrats

****, you're right. How did this happen? I forgot that I don't have to explain myself. Thanks for the wakeup call AHor.

list sounds about right now

glad to hear you aren't ****ing an alpha grabba doughnut

very much looking forward to the shady bit

DG is sorority of the year!!!!! WTF #8?????

adpi #7.. hmm really???

@ Anonymous: agreed, uhh don't you mean 10 johhny boy?

adpi girls are alot hotter than chi-o and dg

SDT is hotter than all three of them; and should, at the very least, be number 7.

what is this, the battle of the bottoms?

ADPi girls are trashy bitches with no style
SDT is by far the most wannabe house of all. ugly, snaggletooth, wish you were theta.

get over yourselves.

why are all you sorority girls fighting anyway? that's not very becoming for rush...

From a non-greek perspective, you're way off. No way in HELL would ADPi ever be in front of DG in hottness or fun. They are trashy wannabes. Top 5 should definitely be AXO, Phi, TriDelt, DG, and EK, in no particular order. AXO, Phi and TriDelt are all nice and popular and virtually indistinguishable from one another, give or take a few blondes (besides the fact that tridelts are smart blondes) and EK and DG are the least bitchy, sweetest girls of all the sororities. Frats: Fijis and SigEps are fun to party with and the guys are anything but pretentious douchebags, which you can't say for your current top 5.

You know what I think is funny JQ or whatever the **** there calling you, your funny and you hit all these frats head on, sorority girls i dont care how gay or bitchy u are, a girls a girl in my book, and if ur good looking then **** it, but ive met handfulls of frat people at michigan and some are cool but that some is very small, the rest are a bunch of pink polo ****s,they all think they can say whatever they want cause there "in this frat" that dont mean **** to a regular person, you talk down to me, ill make one thing clear my actually friend who i call my brothers will back me up after i sucker punch the **** out of you, while the rest over you abercrombie and fitch model boyfriends try and tell us to chill out.....believe that

DGs are fat boring losers, come on

Phi Psi... id agree if it werent for some real douche bags in that house. SAE/Theta Chi are right on up there, probably should be one and two respectively. Then Phi Psi at 3.

As far as sororities, I think u nailed it. But I think SDT should be at least a 6-7.

@ Anonymous: ok, tri-delt used to be up there in hotness, but lets be real...look at their '06 pledge class...WOOF

"DGs are fat boring losers"-- hahaha. someone didn't get their first pick of houses....or you're in ADPi, same difference I hear.

hahahaha. that is so right on, whoever you are. Never seen a fat DG-- but I've definitely seen some HIDEOUS ADPis.....

i just ate some chocolate cake with some fat DG's

...german chocolate cake with extra icing

let's lock up some fat DG's and Hideous ADPi's in a room and have them duke it out.

what the **** is wrong with you guys?

or maybe we should lock up some ugly alpha phi's in the kitchen so they can't rush??

whats up with all the adpi bashing? the girls are actually down to earth and dont need to feel validated by someone's opinion of the "hottness" of their sorority. if you dont think they're fun, then you've obviously never partied with them, and oh yeah, they won greek week.

Greek Week is lame, congrats though.

GIRLS-please be classier than this and knock it off. Thanks.

okkkk please seriously stop individually bashing houses. it makes everyone look bad and is completely unnecessary.

johnny quest, most recent post is the best on this wall. what the hell is going on??

Man, don't ask me, I'm just some guy who made a list and people are going crazy. Not exactly proving wrong the stereotypes of the Greek system are they?

not by a long shot. i just wonder at what the people rushing would think of these girls if they saw that this is how they really are. what a joke.

i can't believe someone would go as far as mentioning first and last names.

real classy, dg.

ur all gay bro, ur so hyped up on greek life and ****, get a clue its not that big of a deal

haha this strain of comments is outrageous

..people are fighting over ranks 7-10? is being ranked a spot or two higher gonna CHANGE YOUR LIFE?

apparently. Holy ****.

hahahahaha. these chicks are so stupid. Funny how the ADPis automatically assume that it's DGs who are bashing them--did they ever stop to think maybe some dudes think they're just gross? Seriously. Stupid bitches...you're all the same. Read back over this, notice that an ADPi was the first one to say DGs are fat boring losers--first of all, nice 1st grade comeback...second, you're commenting on a "GDI"s post...not a DGs. Grow up.

DG won sorority of the year (voted on by all of panhel, not to mention IFC & MC), that includes ADPi who happens to hold a good number of panhel officer positions, give the girls some credit.... at least they're classy enough to give each other some.

your stats rankings are whack, but worse than that... this blog really takes away a lot of the integrity the panhellenic community tries to instill in the recruitment process.

agreed.

It's not the blog, it's the comments. And if it is the blog, I don't care. The problems you have with integrity in the panhellenic community and the IFC are much larger than anything I've said on this site.

This is seriously getting ridiculous, I don't think anyone reads the actual blog written by JQ anymore. "purely word of mouth" and "changes from year to year" are written right there. Any shmuck could make their own list of what they think the best fraternity/sororities are at Michigan. If your rushes base their opinion based on this list, then obviously your frat/sorority is doing something wrong.

I will reiterate once more, THIS IS ONE MAN'S OPINION. I'm sorry that the greek wars had to be duked out in the comment section, and any blog that produces over 60 comments deserves some ****ing credit. "Let the bitching begin" and its here. I'm a greek and proud of it, but if I would kick my own ass if I for a second thought that this list was compromising the integrity of my own fraternity. Like i said, one man, one opinion, ****.

how does anyone know that the first person to call DGs "fat boring losers" was in ADPi? that is just assumption...and did you ever stop and think that it was possibly a GDI or some other guys who think that DG's are "fat boring losers"? stop pointing fingers unless someone specifies where they are coming from. everyone needs to lighten the **** up here, this whole blog is being taken wayyy to seriously. who REALLY cares? besides... i know a number of adpi's and dg's who like each other, let alone have plenty of respect for each other.

you're all very amusing though!

seriously, stop assuming things

the trash talking on here is embarassing. i'm sorry but i think we can do better than this. i'm in a sorority and i have friends in all different houses and i can honestly say something positive about each house on that list.

my house is on the middle of the list. so what? some houses are hotter and more popular than mine. i could care less. i love the girls in my house, and i'm happy if someone else has found that kind of bond in another house.

you guys and girls are all ****ing idiots. and props to johnny for the list, although he is pretty gay for actually caring about something so stupid. get a life JQ and quit being a giant **** disturber.

I just want to say from a total outsider perspective I'm thoroughly entertained by you all. Many of my stereotypic views of greeks as people completely obsessed about greek life that no one else on campus gives two ****s about is being upheld. Thank you all for participating.

Keep up the good work, JQ; you're my favorite blogger on this site.

@ AHor:

you must be in sig ep...how was pledge term?

Yes, you're absolutely right, I am in Sig Ep, Its pledge term was easier than convincing your mom to take a Strawberry Shortcake.

WTF are you talking about?

now you see what I have to deal with

johnny, where is the shady myth? and i am still waiting for a chi o! you are like gossip girl.

here's my list as a member of a fraternity
1. SAE
2. Phi Psi
3. Theta Chi
4. AEPi
5. FIJI
6. PIKE (they are this low bc they are the laughing stock of the greek system, known as tools, and try way too hard to be fratty)
7. Psi U
8. DKE

The rest don't matter

Sororities are better to organize into tiers:
Tier 1: Alpha Phi, Tri Delt, Kappa
Tier 1.5: Theta, Chi O, Sigma Kappa
Tier 2: SDT, DG, AXO
Tier 3: ADPi, Pi Phi, DPhiE
worst (obviously): AGD

i dont know whats worse - PIKE trying to be frat, or adpi girls trying to be skinny

your tiers (besides #1) are wayyyy offff. its more like:
tier 1: alpha phi, tri delt, kappa, sigma kappa
tier 2: theta, axo, adpi, chi o, sdt
tier 3: pi phi, dphie, agd

agreed. chi o and theta are DEF not tier "1.5" and neither is sigma kappa, they are 1.

No...Kappa, Tri Delt, and Alpha Phi are a notch above the rest. Theta, Chi O, and SK are clearly better than SDT, DG, and AXO but not to the level of the top 3. ADPi does not belong with theta, chi o, axo, and sdt. They party with pi kapp, chi psi, sigep, and adphi. And pi phi and deeph are not NEARLY as bad as agd. Alpha Phi, Tri Delt, and Kappa clearly have the best reps and the cutest girls.

Please stop ranking these houses. Sorority women especially. Potential New Members come into recruitment looking for a place they belong - not for the "best" house, but for whichever house is best for them. Each and every one of these sororities has something unique and amazing to offer these young women, and comments bashing and/or praising certain houses do not help these ladies decide which house they would be happiest in with a clear and open mind. They could be perfectly comfortable in "Alpha Alpha Alpha" but based on comments like these, choose "Beta Beta Beta" and end up unhappy and deactivating. This is not something the Greek community promotes, and is not what the Potential New Member wants out of their sorority experience. Especially now, at such a crucial time in the recruitment process, please have more class than this and stop comparing these chapters.

Thank you.

I agree, everyone else stop trying to rank houses. That's my job.

Thank you.

well nobody wants to **** a fatty, and nobody wants to **** a loser... i think the rankings are just fine for guys to make sure they do neither...

and that response sounds like a thing from AGD, do you "girls" host fall barndances at your sorority house giving guys rides on your huge whale-backed bodies? those girls are never short on excuses why they only get 14 pledges a year...

-curious george

Wow, you are a guy with a lot of class. I hope you're proud of yourself for how witty you are.

^^^^^^^^^ NF. Please go post on greekchat

George,
It's interesting that you need rankings to make sure the girls you're ****ing aren't fatties...
I'd think that would be something you'd know without having to check the latest blog update.

- a guy who's NOT blind

The fact that east coast ronnies comprise a top 3 house says how much of a joke the greek system at michigan is

i love how everyone tries so hard - but at the end of the day, we go to michigan, north of the mason dixon line, and full of midwestern cow-****ers... but in my own opinion...

haha real sweet guys - oh and adpi is full of girls who like the black cock, the bottowm tier frat ronnie cock, or some "compassionate nice guy" gdi cock...

why does everyone rip on adpi?

i hear abercrombie cargo shorts and hair gel is a pre requisite for getting a bid at PIKE FRAT HARD

there are some cute girls in ADPi

not everyone tries so hard...just PIKE. sae and beta brought "FRAT" to michigan a few years ago, then it trickled down through the greek system. PIKE officially ruined it

AGD's Lip Jam = Flab Jam

PIKE is the house that is cool your freshman year, then, as you grow older, you realize how lame it actually is.

wait until you see alpha phi's new pledge class;)

agd is the biggest house on campus and still have the fewest number of girls. no really, just put them on a scale

johnny, you need to write about the rest of the houses on the list!

All I have to say about all this is that I wanted
to grab the 100th comment spot

did you SEE the girls in sigma kappas new pledge class? might want to lower that ranking

agreed on EK. same with tridelt. grossss

just drink more till they become good looking because they're only gonna get fatter...it's the Michigan way

"Anonymous girls" your sorority doesn't even like you. So stop making the greek system look like a bunch of catty bitches. They were just unfortunate that they got stuck with you.

I think that the girls complaining about the top sororities getting bad girls in their new pledge classes are jealous that they themselves are ugly and in ugly sororities with ugly pledge classes, and are therefore moronic.

I don't know who heard that EK and DDD had hit pledge classes. They're all adorable and party hard, just like the older girls, so those reps aren't changing anytime soon!!

i was the person commenting on the pictures, and i'm a GUY, and trust me, i saw the girls, and i know what i saw. don't forget that other people go to this school and see your gross girls walking around in your bid day shirts. dumb whores

the pledge classes i mean

are you kidding the new tridelts are ****ing cute...quit bitching just because you only get trash gdi girls

"blah blah blah what does Johnny Quest know, he's just a GDI fag"

true story.

this list truly is compiled by a GDI. phi psi and sae? a-phi above theta? please.

Who cares what this guy wrote?

Some of it was actually funny, if you were pissed because of something he wrote about your house, then just ignore it and laugh about all the other things he wrote about your rival house. Notice how some of the things mentioned about those houses were true? Well chances are its the same for your (you're a little too close to the situation to see it).

In the end, Greek life has shaped a large number of great college careers and most people inside of it would not change it for the world.

Do yourself a favor and either have fun with this website or close out of it.

Lastly, Johnny quest i think a spot in the gossip column for the daily is open, you might find some friends there. Just in case you are still looking for a hobby...

write about the other houses, these are so entertaining! love you JQ

Jesus, Joseph, and Mary

Why do all of yall care so much about this fag, I go to a different school and saw this ****, get lives, and whoevers blog this is, you are a women. Get the sand out of your vagina.

Go App. State

of course he goes to a different school...people at UofM know how to spell "WOMAN"

just shut up and FRAT

all i have to say is "eth day tay"

i think its funny u guys even got all this on here, all these rankings on here dont matter, the only ranking u guys should be worried about is that ur in a michigan fraternity and that automatically puts you in the top 10 gayiest things in the world, hahaha ****s

Whoever said ADPi girls are cute probably doesn't go to Michigan...

SAE is about as cool as a fanny pack.

I think it is hilarious that these guys are actually getting on Facebook and going through the pledge classes. As unattractive as you may think these girls are...no girl is going to think that kind of effeminate behavior is hot.

whoever said theta was cool must not go to michigan. i've never met a bitchier, more annoying group of girls in my life. worse, they all look/dress alike and think that it makes them cool. sdt is worse because they're all ugly on top of it.

wait till AEPhi comes back...damn

PI BETA PHI

guys recruitment numbers were way down this year

AGD is a bunch of fat bitches. They are so ****ed up, and if there is one who is decent, she is ****ed up! Fat Bitches. **** being in ADPi because you didn't get your first pick, NO ONE picks AGD . Fat, Ugly Bitches. AGD Lip Jam = AGD Flab Jam. Let's go paint AGD is Fat on the rock.

dude tri delt has the hottest pledge class by far they are total babes

tri delt's new pledge class is doggy, what the hell are you talking about?

tri delt is naaaaaaasty this year, guys just care about the name thats all

tri delt is going wayyy downhill, it started last year and now its sooo much worse. it's true that they used to be one of the hottest sororities but they DEFINETLY aren't now

@ Anonymous: Sorority women especially. "Potential New Members come into recruitment looking for a place they belong - not for the "best" house, but for whichever house is best for them."

That's a big fat lie.

TRI DELTs are all coke whores....alpha phi is where its at!

Tri Delt had a horrible rush...
ew

This is fabulous. It just gives Alpha Phi another reason to inflate their egos. I guess it's alright though. Most (I know a few of them actually have brains... but only a few) of them won't amount to much after college anyway with their worthless degrees...