University of Michigan OTR: Michigan Greek Mythology: The List

Michigan Greek Mythology: The List

Posted by Johnny Quest 08/27/2007 5:30 PM
Category: Partying Tags: greek life, list

I know Greek life has a rich history, but come on.

50% of students at Michigan are Greek. And while it's true I make up all my statistics, the fact remains that Greek life will in some way influence a lot of you as freshmen. And as Welcome Week starts and you start going to parties with brothers and sisters trying to get you to join and Greek letters are swimming around your head like alphabet soup, I think it's only fair I present you with a list.

A ranking order of fraternities and sororities is purely a word of mouth thing. It changes from year to year and no one ever bothers to write it down. Well, I did. The best houses are on top, "best" generally meaning the hottest collection of guys or girls, and how fun they are to party with. So yeah, here we go:

Fraternities	Sororities
1. Phi Psi 2. SAE 3. Theta Chi 4. Pike 5. AEPi 6. SigEp 7. Fiji 8. Chi Phi 9. ShadyPhi 10. DKE	1. Alpha Phi 2. Tri Delt 3. Kappa 4. EK 5. Theta 6. AXO 7. ADPi 8. DG 9. Chi-O 10. SDT

It's important to remember that this list does not speak to the character of those in the house, but only of their rep on campus. For further exploration of each house, click the links and review some of my old segments. There's still a lot of houses I haven't gotten to, which is because I either haven't had time yet or they're not interesting enough to write about.

And of course I'm anticipating the "blah blah blah what does Johnny Quest know, he's just a GDI ****" response, but the answer is more than you think. If you claim your house is ranked too low or are pissed it isn't on the list at all, one of the great things about this job is that I don't have to care. But let the bitching begin.

+ 369 comments

Anonymous says,

Really? The Phi's.... Posted 08/27/2007 8:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Lapalme is a tool Posted 08/27/2007 9:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

blum sucks Posted 08/27/2007 11:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

johnny rhymes with gay so johnny is gay Posted 08/27/2007 11:18 PMReply

Johnny Quest says,

yeah that's some terrible rhyming right there Posted 08/28/2007 01:59 AMReply

Anonymous says,

perfect ranking.. alpha phi with their pregame partners in the number one spots. <33 Posted 08/28/2007 12:05 PMReply

Anonymous says,

dude you are the dumbest MF I have ever encountered...please let me see you on the street so I can crush your lame ass face with my LAX stick as you so eloquently put it...go **** yourself and your lame ass "friends" if you have any. PEACE Posted 08/28/2007 4:42 PMReply

Anonymous says,

these are right on! hope you comment further on the rest of the houses... Posted 08/28/2007 5:59 PMReply

Johnny Quest says,

Mmm, I don't know if I can. Now I'm scared of getting my face smashed with LAX sticks. Posted 08/28/2007 6:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I'm not a huge frat/sorority fan, but I would say that the top few are accurate Phi Psi and SAE are always on top and Alpha Phi and Tri Delt should stay there too unless Kappa somehow picks up... After that who cares really? Posted 08/29/2007 01:08 AMReply

Anonymous says,

i'm not greek...but from what i know, these are right on. Posted 08/29/2007 7:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

alpha phis are hot Posted 08/29/2007 7:30 PMReply

LittleMiss says,

Wow. I wonder if this guy is wearing a pink polo and some plaid american eagle shorts while he is carrying his sweet lacrosse stick. Posted 08/29/2007 8:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

johnny q, will you please create blogs on all the houses...we love reading them! Posted 09/03/2007 5:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

pike sucks Posted 09/14/2007 06:33 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I would like to agree with the comment that says how convenient it is that Alpha Phi and their pregame partners, Phi Psi are together.... are you sure you're not in a house? Posted 09/16/2007 8:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

these are so right on, and your blogs are hilarious--please do more houses! Posted 09/18/2007 7:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

proud to be a phi psi... Posted 09/18/2007 11:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Johnny, what's up with Chi-O being above SDT, DG, and ADPi? Have you SEEN the girls in that house? Posted 09/19/2007 06:20 AMReply

Johnny Quest says,

Yeah I've been getting a lot of shit because I left ADPi off the list. That's because I was mixing them up with AEPhi who got kicked off campus. After meeting some of the girls and asking around, I've updated the list.

Houses coming soon: ShadyPhi, AXO, SAE Posted 09/19/2007 07:45 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Both your lists are still way, way off. Posted 09/19/2007 09:05 AMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Johnny Quest: You really should look closer at some of the houses you lowly ranked/left off the list... You're missing out Posted 09/19/2007 09:09 AMReply

Anonymous says,

dg not even ranked? youre ****ing retarded Posted 09/19/2007 09:32 AMReply

Anonymous says,

it's very easy to judge all the houses when you're writing anonymously. why don't you grow a set, ****ing say who you are, and then proceed to publicly rank the greek houses. Posted 09/19/2007 09:46 AMReply

Anonymous says,

johnny quest is clearly ****ing someone in agd Posted 09/19/2007 11:34 AMReply

Johnny Quest says,

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention when I cut DG, that was an accident.

And yes, it's easy to judge all the houses anonymously, in fact, it's the only way to do it. I don't need a bunch of ****s storming my apartment because I said they pop their collars or wear their hats crooked.

And no, I'm not. Posted 09/19/2007 12:18 PMReply

AHor says,

"one of the great things about this job is that I don't have to care"

Looks like y'all finally got to him, it took over 20 comments, but you've cracked JQ, congrats Posted 09/19/2007 12:20 PMReply

Johnny Quest says,

****, you're right. How did this happen? I forgot that I don't have to explain myself. Thanks for the wakeup call AHor. Posted 09/19/2007 12:36 PMReply

Anonymous says,

list sounds about right now

glad to hear you aren't ****ing an alpha grabba doughnut Posted 09/19/2007 8:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

very much looking forward to the shady bit Posted 09/19/2007 8:05 PMReply

Anonymous says,

DG is sorority of the year!!!!! WTF #8????? Posted 09/19/2007 9:15 PMReply

Anonymous says,

adpi #7.. hmm really??? Posted 09/19/2007 10:21 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: agreed, uhh don't you mean 10 johhny boy? Posted 09/19/2007 10:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

adpi girls are alot hotter than chi-o and dg Posted 09/19/2007 11:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

SDT is hotter than all three of them; and should, at the very least, be number 7. Posted 09/20/2007 07:46 AMReply

Anonymous says,

what is this, the battle of the bottoms?

ADPi girls are trashy bitches with no style
SDT is by far the most wannabe house of all. ugly, snaggletooth, wish you were theta.

get over yourselves. Posted 09/20/2007 11:48 AMReply

Anonymous says,

why are all you sorority girls fighting anyway? that's not very becoming for rush... Posted 09/20/2007 11:53 AMReply

Anonymous says,

From a non-greek perspective, you're way off. No way in HELL would ADPi ever be in front of DG in hottness or fun. They are trashy wannabes. Top 5 should definitely be AXO, Phi, TriDelt, DG, and EK, in no particular order. AXO, Phi and TriDelt are all nice and popular and virtually indistinguishable from one another, give or take a few blondes (besides the fact that tridelts are smart blondes) and EK and DG are the least bitchy, sweetest girls of all the sororities. Frats: Fijis and SigEps are fun to party with and the guys are anything but pretentious douchebags, which you can't say for your current top 5. Posted 09/21/2007 12:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

You know what I think is funny JQ or whatever the **** there calling you, your funny and you hit all these frats head on, sorority girls i dont care how gay or bitchy u are, a girls a girl in my book, and if ur good looking then **** it, but ive met handfulls of frat people at michigan and some are cool but that some is very small, the rest are a bunch of pink polo pussys,they all think they can say whatever they want cause there "in this frat" that dont mean shit to a regular person, you talk down to me, ill make one thing clear my actually friend who i call my brothers will back me up after i sucker punch the **** out of you, while the rest over you abercrombie and fitch model boyfriends try and tell us to chill out.....believe that Posted 09/21/2007 8:50 PMReply

Anonymous says,

DGs are fat boring losers, come on Posted 09/22/2007 4:53 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Phi Psi... id agree if it werent for some real douche bags in that house. SAE/Theta Chi are right on up there, probably should be one and two respectively. Then Phi Psi at 3.

As far as sororities, I think u nailed it. But I think SDT should be at least a 6-7. Posted 09/22/2007 7:31 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: ok, tri-delt used to be up there in hotness, but lets be real...look at their '06 pledge class...WOOF Posted 09/23/2007 5:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

"DGs are fat boring losers"-- hahaha. someone didn't get their first pick of houses....or you're in ADPi, same difference I hear. Posted 09/23/2007 6:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hahahaha. that is so right on, whoever you are. Never seen a fat DG-- but I've definitely seen some HIDEOUS ADPis..... Posted 09/23/2007 6:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i just ate some chocolate cake with some fat DG's

...german chocolate cake with extra icing Posted 09/23/2007 8:18 PMReply

Anonymous says,

let's lock up some fat DG's and Hideous ADPi's in a room and have them duke it out. Posted 09/23/2007 8:18 PMReply

Johnny Quest says,

what the **** is wrong with you guys? Posted 09/23/2007 8:19 PMReply

Anonymous says,

or maybe we should lock up some ugly alpha phi's in the kitchen so they can't rush?? Posted 09/23/2007 8:21 PMReply

Anonymous says,

whats up with all the adpi bashing? the girls are actually down to earth and dont need to feel validated by someone's opinion of the "hottness" of their sorority. if you dont think they're fun, then you've obviously never partied with them, and oh yeah, they won greek week. Posted 09/23/2007 8:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Greek Week is lame, congrats though. Posted 09/24/2007 06:36 AMReply

Anonymous says,

GIRLS-please be classier than this and knock it off. Thanks. Posted 09/24/2007 07:32 AMReply

Anonymous says,

okkkk please seriously stop individually bashing houses. it makes everyone look bad and is completely unnecessary. Posted 09/24/2007 08:45 AMReply

Anonymous says,

johnny quest, most recent post is the best on this wall. what the hell is going on?? Posted 09/24/2007 10:34 AMReply

Johnny Quest says,

Man, don't ask me, I'm just some guy who made a list and people are going crazy. Not exactly proving wrong the stereotypes of the Greek system are they? Posted 09/24/2007 10:46 AMReply

Anonymous says,

not by a long shot. i just wonder at what the people rushing would think of these girls if they saw that this is how they really are. what a joke. Posted 09/24/2007 10:57 AMReply

Anonymous says,

i can't believe someone would go as far as mentioning first and last names.

real classy, dg. Posted 09/24/2007 4:31 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ur all gay bro, ur so hyped up on greek life and shit, get a clue its not that big of a deal Posted 09/24/2007 5:47 PMReply

Anonymous says,

haha this strain of comments is outrageous

..people are fighting over ranks 7-10? is being ranked a spot or two higher gonna CHANGE YOUR LIFE? Posted 09/24/2007 6:01 PMReply

Anonymous says,

apparently. Holy SHIT. Posted 09/24/2007 8:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hahahahaha. these chicks are so stupid. Funny how the ADPis automatically assume that it's DGs who are bashing them--did they ever stop to think maybe some dudes think they're just gross? Seriously. Stupid bitches...you're all the same. Read back over this, notice that an ADPi was the first one to say DGs are fat boring losers--first of all, nice 1st grade comeback...second, you're commenting on a "GDI"s post...not a DGs. Grow up. Posted 09/24/2007 8:57 PMReply

Anonymous says,

DG won sorority of the year (voted on by all of panhel, not to mention IFC & MC), that includes ADPi who happens to hold a good number of panhel officer positions, give the girls some credit.... at least they're classy enough to give each other some. Posted 09/24/2007 9:35 PMReply

Anonymous says,

your stats rankings are whack, but worse than that... this blog really takes away a lot of the integrity the panhellenic community tries to instill in the recruitment process. Posted 09/24/2007 9:36 PMReply

Anonymous says,

agreed. Posted 09/24/2007 9:37 PMReply

Johnny Quest says,

It's not the blog, it's the comments. And if it is the blog, I don't care. The problems you have with integrity in the panhellenic community and the IFC are much larger than anything I've said on this site. Posted 09/24/2007 9:56 PMReply

AHor says,

This is seriously getting ridiculous, I don't think anyone reads the actual blog written by JQ anymore. "purely word of mouth" and "changes from year to year" are written right there. Any shmuck could make their own list of what they think the best fraternity/sororities are at Michigan. If your rushes base their opinion based on this list, then obviously your frat/sorority is doing something wrong.

I will reiterate once more, THIS IS ONE MAN'S OPINION. I'm sorry that the greek wars had to be duked out in the comment section, and any blog that produces over 60 comments deserves some ****ing credit. "Let the bitching begin" and its here. I'm a greek and proud of it, but if I would kick my own ass if I for a second thought that this list was compromising the integrity of my own fraternity. Like i said, one man, one opinion, ****. Posted 09/24/2007 10:31 PMReply

Anonymous says,

how does anyone know that the first person to call DGs "fat boring losers" was in ADPi? that is just assumption...and did you ever stop and think that it was possibly a GDI or some other guys who think that DG's are "fat boring losers"? stop pointing fingers unless someone specifies where they are coming from. everyone needs to lighten the **** up here, this whole blog is being taken wayyy to seriously. who REALLY cares? besides... i know a number of adpi's and dg's who like each other, let alone have plenty of respect for each other.

you're all very amusing though! Posted 09/24/2007 10:35 PMReply

Anonymous says,

seriously, stop assuming things Posted 09/24/2007 11:19 PMReply

Anonymous says,

the trash talking on here is embarassing. i'm sorry but i think we can do better than this. i'm in a sorority and i have friends in all different houses and i can honestly say something positive about each house on that list.

my house is on the middle of the list. so what? some houses are hotter and more popular than mine. i could care less. i love the girls in my house, and i'm happy if someone else has found that kind of bond in another house. Posted 09/25/2007 12:03 AMReply

Anonymous says,

you guys and girls are all ****ing idiots. and props to johnny for the list, although he is pretty gay for actually caring about something so stupid. get a life JQ and quit being a giant shit disturber. Posted 09/25/2007 11:51 AMReply

Magpi says,

I just want to say from a total outsider perspective I'm thoroughly entertained by you all. Many of my stereotypic views of greeks as people completely obsessed about greek life that no one else on campus gives two shits about is being upheld. Thank you all for participating.

Keep up the good work, JQ; you're my favorite blogger on this site. Posted 09/25/2007 1:15 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ AHor:

you must be in sig ep...how was pledge term? Posted 09/26/2007 12:27 PMReply

AHor says,

Yes, you're absolutely right, I am in Sig Ep, Its pledge term was easier than convincing your mom to take a Strawberry Shortcake.

WTF are you talking about? Posted 09/26/2007 1:00 PMReply

Johnny Quest says,

now you see what I have to deal with Posted 09/26/2007 1:21 PMReply

Anonymous says,

johnny, where is the shady myth? and i am still waiting for a chi o! you are like gossip girl. Posted 09/27/2007 4:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

here's my list as a member of a fraternity
1. SAE
2. Phi Psi
3. Theta Chi
4. AEPi
5. FIJI
6. PIKE (they are this low bc they are the laughing stock of the greek system, known as tools, and try way too hard to be fratty)
7. Psi U
8. DKE

The rest don't matter

Sororities are better to organize into tiers:
Tier 1: Alpha Phi, Tri Delt, Kappa
Tier 1.5: Theta, Chi O, Sigma Kappa
Tier 2: SDT, DG, AXO
Tier 3: ADPi, Pi Phi, DPhiE
worst (obviously): AGD Posted 09/27/2007 5:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i dont know whats worse - PIKE trying to be frat, or adpi girls trying to be skinny Posted 09/27/2007 5:54 PMReply

Anonymous says,

your tiers (besides #1) are wayyyy offff. its more like:
tier 1: alpha phi, tri delt, kappa, sigma kappa
tier 2: theta, axo, adpi, chi o, sdt
tier 3: pi phi, dphie, agd Posted 09/27/2007 7:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

agreed. chi o and theta are DEF not tier "1.5" and neither is sigma kappa, they are 1. Posted 09/27/2007 7:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

No...Kappa, Tri Delt, and Alpha Phi are a notch above the rest. Theta, Chi O, and SK are clearly better than SDT, DG, and AXO but not to the level of the top 3. ADPi does not belong with theta, chi o, axo, and sdt. They party with pi kapp, chi psi, sigep, and adphi. And pi phi and deeph are not NEARLY as bad as agd. Alpha Phi, Tri Delt, and Kappa clearly have the best reps and the cutest girls. Posted 09/28/2007 06:58 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Please stop ranking these houses. Sorority women especially. Potential New Members come into recruitment looking for a place they belong - not for the "best" house, but for whichever house is best for them. Each and every one of these sororities has something unique and amazing to offer these young women, and comments bashing and/or praising certain houses do not help these ladies decide which house they would be happiest in with a clear and open mind. They could be perfectly comfortable in "Alpha Alpha Alpha" but based on comments like these, choose "Beta Beta Beta" and end up unhappy and deactivating. This is not something the Greek community promotes, and is not what the Potential New Member wants out of their sorority experience. Especially now, at such a crucial time in the recruitment process, please have more class than this and stop comparing these chapters. Posted 09/28/2007 10:49 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Thank you. Posted 09/28/2007 11:10 AMReply

Johnny Quest says,

I agree, everyone else stop trying to rank houses. That's my job. Posted 09/28/2007 11:48 AMReply

Johnny Quest says,

Thank you. Posted 09/28/2007 11:49 AMReply

Anonymous says,

well nobody wants to **** a fatty, and nobody wants to **** a loser... i think the rankings are just fine for guys to make sure they do neither...

and that response sounds like a thing from AGD, do you "girls" host fall barndances at your sorority house giving guys rides on your huge whale-backed bodies? those girls are never short on excuses why they only get 14 pledges a year...

-curious george Posted 09/28/2007 12:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Wow, you are a guy with a lot of class. I hope you're proud of yourself for how witty you are. Posted 09/28/2007 1:07 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^^^^^^^ NF. Please go post on greekchat Posted 09/28/2007 1:10 PMReply

Anonymous says,

George,
It's interesting that you need rankings to make sure the girls you're ****ing aren't fatties...
I'd think that would be something you'd know without having to check the latest blog update.

- a guy who's NOT blind Posted 09/28/2007 1:46 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The fact that east coast ronnies comprise a top 3 house says how much of a joke the greek system at michigan is Posted 09/28/2007 4:05 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i love how everyone tries so hard - but at the end of the day, we go to michigan, north of the mason dixon line, and full of midwestern cow-****ers... but in my own opinion...

haha real sweet guys - oh and adpi is full of girls who like the black cock, the bottowm tier frat ronnie cock, or some "compassionate nice guy" gdi cock... Posted 09/28/2007 10:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

why does everyone rip on adpi? Posted 09/28/2007 10:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i hear abercrombie cargo shorts and hair gel is a pre requisite for getting a bid at PIKE FRAT HARD Posted 09/28/2007 10:58 PMReply

Anonymous says,

there are some cute girls in ADPi Posted 09/29/2007 11:53 AMReply

Anonymous says,

not everyone tries so hard...just PIKE. sae and beta brought "FRAT" to michigan a few years ago, then it trickled down through the greek system. PIKE officially ruined it Posted 09/29/2007 6:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

AGD's Lip Jam = Flab Jam Posted 09/30/2007 11:13 AMReply

Anonymous says,

PIKE is the house that is cool your freshman year, then, as you grow older, you realize how lame it actually is. Posted 09/30/2007 11:18 AMReply

Anonymous says,

wait until you see alpha phi's new pledge class;) Posted 09/30/2007 11:56 AMReply

Anonymous says,

agd is the biggest house on campus and still have the fewest number of girls. no really, just put them on a scale Posted 09/30/2007 12:26 PMReply

Anonymous says,

johnny, you need to write about the rest of the houses on the list! Posted 09/30/2007 10:02 PMReply

Anonymous says,

All I have to say about all this is that I wanted
to grab the 100th comment spot Posted 10/01/2007 05:05 AMReply

Anonymous says,

did you SEE the girls in sigma kappas new pledge class? might want to lower that ranking Posted 10/01/2007 10:14 AMReply

Anonymous says,

agreed on EK. same with tridelt. grossss Posted 10/01/2007 11:04 AMReply

Anonymous says,

just drink more till they become good looking because they're only gonna get fatter...it's the Michigan way Posted 10/01/2007 11:45 AMReply

Anonymous says,

"Anonymous girls" your sorority doesn't even like you. So stop making the greek system look like a bunch of catty bitches. They were just unfortunate that they got stuck with you. Posted 10/01/2007 4:02 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I think that the girls complaining about the top sororities getting bad girls in their new pledge classes are jealous that they themselves are ugly and in ugly sororities with ugly pledge classes, and are therefore moronic. Posted 10/01/2007 7:02 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I don't know who heard that EK and DDD had hit pledge classes. They're all adorable and party hard, just like the older girls, so those reps aren't changing anytime soon!! Posted 10/01/2007 7:05 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i was the person commenting on the pictures, and i'm a GUY, and trust me, i saw the girls, and i know what i saw. don't forget that other people go to this school and see your gross girls walking around in your bid day shirts. dumb whores Posted 10/01/2007 7:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

the pledge classes i mean Posted 10/01/2007 7:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

are you kidding the new tridelts are ****ing cute...quit bitching just because you only get trash gdi girls Posted 10/02/2007 12:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

"blah blah blah what does Johnny Quest know, he's just a GDI ****"

true story.

this list truly is compiled by a GDI. phi psi and sae? a-phi above theta? please. Posted 10/02/2007 7:50 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Who cares what this guy wrote?

Some of it was actually funny, if you were pissed because of something he wrote about your house, then just ignore it and laugh about all the other things he wrote about your rival house. Notice how some of the things mentioned about those houses were true? Well chances are its the same for your (you're a little too close to the situation to see it).

In the end, Greek life has shaped a large number of great college careers and most people inside of it would not change it for the world.

Do yourself a favor and either have fun with this website or close out of it.

Lastly, Johnny quest i think a spot in the gossip column for the daily is open, you might find some friends there. Just in case you are still looking for a hobby... Posted 10/02/2007 8:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

write about the other houses, these are so entertaining! love you JQ Posted 10/02/2007 10:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Jesus, Joseph, and Mary

Why do all of yall care so much about this ****, I go to a different school and saw this shit, get lives, and whoevers blog this is, you are a women. Get the sand out of your vagina.

Go App. State Posted 10/03/2007 07:03 AMReply

Anonymous says,

of course he goes to a different school...people at UofM know how to spell "WOMAN" Posted 10/03/2007 12:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

just shut up and FRAT Posted 10/03/2007 1:19 PMReply

Anonymous says,

all i have to say is "eth day tay" Posted 10/03/2007 3:11 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i think its funny u guys even got all this on here, all these rankings on here dont matter, the only ranking u guys should be worried about is that ur in a michigan fraternity and that automatically puts you in the top 10 gayiest things in the world, hahaha ****s Posted 10/03/2007 8:01 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Whoever said ADPi girls are cute probably doesn't go to Michigan... Posted 10/03/2007 9:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

SAE is about as cool as a fanny pack. Posted 10/03/2007 10:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I think it is hilarious that these guys are actually getting on Facebook and going through the pledge classes. As unattractive as you may think these girls are...no girl is going to think that kind of effeminate behavior is hot. Posted 10/03/2007 11:05 PMReply

Anonymous says,

whoever said theta was cool must not go to michigan. i've never met a bitchier, more annoying group of girls in my life. worse, they all look/dress alike and think that it makes them cool. sdt is worse because they're all ugly on top of it. Posted 10/03/2007 11:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

wait till AEPhi comes back...damn Posted 10/04/2007 10:40 AMReply

Anonymous says,

PI BETA PHI Posted 10/04/2007 2:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

guys recruitment numbers were way down this year Posted 10/05/2007 9:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

AGD is a bunch of fat bitches. They are so ****ed up, and if there is one who is decent, she is ****ed up! Fat Bitches. **** being in ADPi because you didn't get your first pick, NO ONE picks AGD . Fat, Ugly Bitches. AGD Lip Jam = AGD Flab Jam. Let's go paint AGD is Fat on the rock. Posted 10/08/2007 7:47 PMReply

Anonymous says,

dude tri delt has the hottest pledge class by far they are total babes Posted 10/08/2007 9:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

tri delt's new pledge class is doggy, what the hell are you talking about? Posted 10/09/2007 09:53 AMReply

Anonymous says,

tri delt is naaaaaaasty this year, guys just care about the name thats all Posted 10/09/2007 12:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

tri delt is going wayyy downhill, it started last year and now its sooo much worse. it's true that they used to be one of the hottest sororities but they DEFINETLY aren't now Posted 10/09/2007 1:56 PMReply

Dor No Cotovelo says,

@ Anonymous: Sorority women especially. "Potential New Members come into recruitment looking for a place they belong - not for the "best" house, but for whichever house is best for them."

That's a big fat lie. Posted 10/09/2007 11:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

TRI DELTs are all coke whores....alpha phi is where its at! Posted 10/10/2007 12:20 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Tri Delt had a horrible rush...
ew Posted 10/10/2007 06:38 AMReply

Anonymous says,

This is fabulous. It just gives Alpha Phi another reason to inflate their egos. I guess it's alright though. Most (I know a few of them actually have brains... but only a few) of them won't amount to much after college anyway with their worthless degrees... Posted 10/10/2007 09:26 AMReply

Anonymous says,

alpha phis are the slammin Posted 10/10/2007 10:06 AMReply

Anonymous says,

AXO had a damn good rush Posted 10/10/2007 2:42 PMReply

Anonymous says,

This is absolutely entertaining. JQ you have one set of balls and I applaude you. Posted 10/10/2007 4:00 PMReply

Anonymous says,

yea you're right...the alpha phis won't amount to anything. especially not the pre-med, pre-dent, engineer and b-school girls who could talk circles around you. Posted 10/11/2007 3:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Everyone on this campus is "pre-"something. It doesn't mean they'll actually get into Med or Dental school. Posted 10/11/2007 3:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

you're just jealous you could never be a trophy wife Posted 10/11/2007 3:46 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ AHor: If you're in sig ep, you shouldn't even be allowed to post. You mine as well just become a social club because anyone can get in. It's pitiful that you have such a good house on State Street. It should go to a real frat. Posted 10/13/2007 3:01 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: WOW you are clearly a loser. It's clear that you can count all of your friends on one hand. Posted 10/13/2007 3:03 PMReply

Anonymous says,

"mine as well" Ahor? the phrase is "might as well" dumbass. you shouldnt be allowed to blog if you cant even speak english correctly. Posted 10/13/2007 8:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Can you investigate into this chi-o thing because I hear all about them but yet have never met a chi-o or seen any of them in public... Posted 10/14/2007 4:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

that's because chi os are notoriously potheads that hide in their rooms at the sorority or at forest place with all of the other jewish sorority girls Posted 10/14/2007 7:36 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Chi Os can be hit or miss, but generally they are good looking (by Michigan standards). They have some gorgeous girls, but then they also have some digusting girls. Posted 10/14/2007 10:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

find me one gorgeous chi o Posted 10/15/2007 08:56 AMReply

Anonymous says,

rebecca braun, sanna martin. gorgeous chi o girls Posted 10/16/2007 07:12 AMReply

Anonymous says,

From what I've seen, Chi O girls are the ones not bitchy enough to be a Theta, Kappa, or Tri Delt (or blonde enough for the latter). They're not quite as cute and bubbly as an Alpha Phi, and not stupid and forgettable like a DG or ADPi. Overall, they're fun girls that don't quite fit into the whole "stereotypical sorority" mold. Posted 10/16/2007 10:04 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Overall, they're fun girls that don't quite fit into the whole "stereotypical sorority" mold.

Isn't that a good thing? Posted 10/16/2007 10:57 AMReply

Anonymous says,

chi-o = jewish, asian, big Posted 10/16/2007 3:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

chi o = the definition of a forgettible house Posted 10/16/2007 4:58 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: so you're saying they're diverse? Mary Sue would be so proud! Posted 10/16/2007 7:34 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Every house is diverse... this is U of M let's be honest. Houses all have stereotypes, so does every other demographic; the teenagers, the southerners, ethnicities, and so on. People can laugh and joke about white trash stereotypes and have themed parties after them... people should be able to laugh about this site. Posted 10/16/2007 11:13 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: SO TRUE! Posted 10/18/2007 11:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

please...box and phi rho alpha top the lists Posted 10/19/2007 3:11 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ya seriously where is BOX on this list. Posted 10/19/2007 9:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

chi o at number 9? seriously? chi o's are the chillllest sorority on campus by far. the girls blaze, they drink, and they are the only house on campus that can have legit party, kegs, jungle juice and all. also- chi o's are gorgeous. i know some girls in pc '06 that guys drool over. they girls are too nice for the likes of theta or sdt, and lets me frank, too smart for tridelt or alpha phi. go chill with chi o, its chilllllllllllll as **** Posted 10/22/2007 6:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Hey Johnny, when u gonna review CHI PHI? I hear ur time there was well spent Posted 10/22/2007 6:29 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hahahaha i wonder if the post about chi-o was written by a chi-o?? you people are so transparent Posted 10/22/2007 7:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

F R A T T Y - RAGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! Posted 10/22/2007 8:05 PMReply

Anonymous says,

so the bottom of the fraternity list needs to be revamped with houses that arent on the list... cuz some of those houses are flat out lame Posted 10/22/2007 8:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

sigma nu Posted 10/23/2007 06:44 AMReply

Anonymous says,

SigEp has the biggest collection of tools on campus, besides pike Posted 10/23/2007 11:33 AMReply

Anonymous says,

triangle owns pike...haha Posted 10/23/2007 12:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

jonny quest is in pike, therefore both him and pike are gay Posted 10/23/2007 1:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Greek life is like high school on a larger scale. Its one big popularity contest. Thank god im not in a fraternity on this list, because then id be wrapped up in all this bullshit. Posted 10/25/2007 08:01 AMReply

Anonymous says,

these are the true rankings of the important houses

1. theta xi
2. triangle
3. PIKE

1. agd
2. deeph
3. whats left of g phi b Posted 10/27/2007 4:36 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i think this list needs some updating

AEPi up in the rankings (pimps and hoes, biggest pregame, splash bash, etc.)
Psi U up (seem to be stronger, bigger pledge class)
Theta Chi down (where have they been on campus??)

Theta sorority further down, bad pledge class Posted 10/27/2007 8:15 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The list is pretty accurate but underground houses like beta and sig still have a way better rep than most of the houses on that list. Posted 10/28/2007 01:13 AMReply

Anonymous says,

sig likely will not have a house (or 2) next year Posted 10/28/2007 1:18 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i have seen more rush sig shirts this year than any other rush shirt...except for pike because they have like 5000 people Posted 10/28/2007 9:31 PMReply

Anonymous says,

AINT NO PARTY LIKE A CHI-O PARTY Posted 10/29/2007 3:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

<insert cheap shot at rival house here> Posted 10/29/2007 6:57 PMReply

Anonymous says,

JQ - Im excessively impressed with your list and criticisms. Being a 26 year old alum who's 22 year old girlfriend is in "the jan brady of sororities" should automatically drop my fraternity right off the list. I'd be happy to spend the majority of my boring ass day tomorrow at work, writing the appropriate description for chi phi, which, in the last 8 years has never really been above a 4 or 5 on the list, and has been as low as the very worst. It's been the Jew house, the house for jews who dont want to be in a jew house, the jock house, the house for jocks who don't want to be in a jock house (clearly we don't know where we fit in), the rich house, the stoner house... and usually is some blend of all of them. the only consistent characteristic, is the significantly large and local alumni base, that instead of donating money, still hangs out in search of 19 year old girls, drugs and most importantly -- enough natural light to fully douse the entire house's carpetting (and pledge class) with urine for a week. Posted 10/30/2007 3:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

was there a list last year? Posted 11/01/2007 12:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

this is precisely why normal people hate the greek system at michigan. jesus. Posted 11/02/2007 10:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i heard that PIKE hides all of their straight guys away in the kitchen during rush Posted 11/06/2007 09:22 AMReply

Anonymous says,

ok you guys seriously need to reevaluate AGD. If all you can say about them is they they are fat then not only are you superficial and stupid but wrong. Sure there are some big ones, but every sorority has those. Just because they arent as catty as some other sororities doesnt make them not fun. Especially with the new pledges. Posted 11/07/2007 12:18 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I dont know what you guys are talking about when you say tri delt has a bad pladge class?! They have some really ****ing hott girls! Don't let the few ugly/anorexic girls spoil the house. They are still the hottest (and most fun) house on campus. Posted 11/07/2007 12:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

im pretty sure agd is still the worst sorority on campus and if you are in a fraternity that parties with agd, sorry but work to improve relations and don't bitch about sorority repulations

tridelts new pledge class is VERY cute...but those alpha phis...god damn Posted 11/08/2007 12:46 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The greek system is soooo ****ing shallow omg Posted 11/10/2007 3:42 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous:

it's human nature to be shallow and if you think you aren't then your in denial... **** GDI's Posted 11/11/2007 10:40 PMReply

Anonymous says,

At least GDI's didn't have to buy their friends Posted 11/17/2007 11:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

haha werd. Posted 11/18/2007 09:42 AMReply

Anonymous says,

everyone hates alpha phi Posted 11/18/2007 8:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

pshhhh don't hate the phis cuz you aint in the phisssssss Posted 11/18/2007 9:31 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Chi O is underated our date parties are craaaaaazzzyyyy Posted 12/02/2007 11:54 AMReply

Anonymous says,

why don't you guys ever give up on this shit? johnny quest left. an era has ended. and nobody gives a shit anymore. Posted 12/03/2007 5:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Dude, you came on this website and left a comment. If you don't give a shit, just don't read the comments. Posted 12/03/2007 8:24 PMReply

Anonymous says,

johnny quest's list of sororities is probably pretty accurate, but who really cares. a dude doesn't care if his girl's in tridelt or delta gamma (with exceptions such as pi phi and agd), just like a dude doesn't care if is girlfriend is a doctor or a grocery store clerk. the sorority list allows chicks to feel elite amongst other chicks- besides that, it serves little purpose.
the reverse is true for fraternities. the letters of a fraternity are capable of blinding a girl from seeing past the lame, popped collared, frat guys who think they're sweet but usually aren't. the fraternity list is exponentially more significant than anything that relates to sorority life.
Here they are as of now:
1.SAE
2.Phi Psi
3.Theta Chi
4.Pike
5.Fiji
6.AEPi
7.Chi Phi
8.SigEp
9.Shady Phi Posted 12/04/2007 12:15 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Your top 4 or 5 are right, but I would NOT include sigep on that list. They are almost as lame as PIKE, but they don't pull the girls to make up for it. And they also don't have a pledge term. DKE and Psi U need to be on that list, around 7 or 8. Both houses have chill guys with a we dont give a **** what you think mindset and surprisingly can get girls over.

As far as "do the rankings matter," yes, to some extent, but in my experience you just need to be in a semi respectable house/have the greek connection. Posted 12/04/2007 05:48 AMReply

Anonymous says,

What has SAE done in the past 2 years besides smoke themselves stupid? They belong at #2. Posted 12/04/2007 3:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Sigep definately doesn't deserve to be on the top ten. Their parties are always seem to be themed Awkward Bros and Unattractive Hos. Posted 12/04/2007 4:59 PMReply

Anonymous says,

SigEp Really should on top, or at least higher than PIKE <since they are technically a sorority>. Posted 12/05/2007 06:45 AMReply

Anonymous says,

hahaha so true that the sorority rankings don't actually matter (despite the constant cattiness that would lead one to believe quite the contrary). However, as a girl I have a little input on that latest frat list. SAE in no way should be number one and Psi U should without a doubt be at 7 instead of Chi Phi. Lastly, unless you're a freshman, no respectable girl hooks up with a PIKE (or at least admits to it...) Posted 12/09/2007 10:00 AMReply

Anonymous says,

when you return continue with the greek mythology for all the fraternities on the list, i'm curious as to what you have to say about some Posted 12/10/2007 10:46 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ok, as a girl, SAE is def. near the top, DKE should be higher b/c half the guys have either tri-delt or AXO girlfriends. Also, fiji should be higher than Pike, they throw way better parties and have a better group of guys. Posted 12/30/2007 1:00 PMReply

Anonymous says,

girls shouldn't be allowed to post anymore Posted 01/08/2008 12:17 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Girl's shouldn't be allowed to do anything. Posted 01/08/2008 11:32 AMReply

Anonymous says,

im not in the Greek system but im thinking about it, whats up on Pi Phi? Posted 01/29/2008 3:31 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Pi Beta Phi is nationally known as one of the best sororities. I don't know anything about it at umich though.. I'm surprised it's not on the list. Posted 01/29/2008 4:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Tri Delt or AGD, either way you're still screwin a vag! Posted 01/29/2008 4:36 PMReply

Anonymous says,

JQ THERE ARE SIX HOUSES LEFT.. FINISH THEM! Posted 01/29/2008 5:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

the numbering is a little off (Pike being higher, duhh) but descriptions of houses are accurate and hilarious Posted 01/29/2008 11:35 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Why does nobody like Pike anymore? Posted 01/29/2008 11:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

because we're no longer freshmen Posted 01/30/2008 09:17 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Johnny how does it feel that your legacy at Michigan is one of the most contentious, talked about things this year? Posted 01/30/2008 4:35 PMReply

Johnny Quest says,

haha yeah it's quite gratifying actually Posted 01/30/2008 5:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

keep the list going! do the rest of them

How about you do a list of the worst sororities and frats? Posted 02/01/2008 10:10 AMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: Chi-O date parties are the craziest... Posted 02/04/2008 11:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

if you do a list of the worst houses what is there to talk about...how they suck at being douchebags? Posted 02/05/2008 06:05 AMReply

Anonymous says,

if they suck at being douchebags...wouldn't that make them cool? A real ranking would be of the frattiest houses:
1. The former Beta
2. SAE
2nd to last: FIJI
Last:PIKE Posted 02/05/2008 06:59 AMReply

Anonymous says,

^^Have fun being a GDI, Beta boy. Posted 02/05/2008 10:41 AMReply

Anonymous says,

As someone once said before "Rush Beta. Be a GDI." Posted 02/06/2008 12:56 AMReply

Anonymous says,

You are clearly dumbasses. When a fraternity gets kicked off campus and its brothers are given Alumni status, THEY ARE NOT GDIs. A fallen BETA is still better than PIKE will ever be. Posted 02/06/2008 2:07 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Write something about the ATO fiasco Posted 02/09/2008 07:24 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Zack Yost hates disabled people...other than that AEPi is cool though Posted 02/10/2008 11:39 AMReply

Anonymous says,

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE Posted 02/11/2008 10:52 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Beta's are GDI's. Bunch of Michigan trash trying way too hard. Posted 02/11/2008 1:25 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Beta's better than SAE no question Posted 02/12/2008 12:24 PMReply

Anonymous says,

http://rumorroyalty.blogspot.com/2008/02/in-case-you-never-saw-it.html

this needs to be done at michigan Posted 02/13/2008 3:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: touche. Posted 02/17/2008 8:40 PMReply

Anonymous says,

finish the list johnny Posted 02/18/2008 6:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i love how such a shitty greek system gets so much press here, go to a real SEC or ACC school and see how an actual fratty Greek system is Posted 02/25/2008 1:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Yeah, frat's there have SEC Speed to recruit from, and lower academic standards to boot. Posted 02/25/2008 1:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

not to mention warm weather all year. frats here have to hold winter practices in their indoor facilities. Posted 02/25/2008 4:21 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Johnny you need to do a bottom 10 ranking Posted 02/29/2008 10:40 AMReply

Anonymous says,

that would require knowing something about the bottom 10 Posted 02/29/2008 11:24 AMReply

Anonymous says,

There's too many frats with no rep. Posted 02/29/2008 11:30 AMReply

Anonymous says,

maybe extend it out to top 15 or top 20? Posted 02/29/2008 12:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

should finish breaking down this list Posted 02/29/2008 1:59 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I have no idea what order to put these in, but the fact I've heard things about these, I'd have to put them on the next 8 at least. Everything after that I know nothing about.

Delta Chi, Pi Kapps, Phi Delt, Chi Psi, Zeta Psi, Psi U, Sigma Pi, Kappa Sig Posted 02/29/2008 2:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I hear ATO is top tier Posted 03/03/2008 4:47 PMReply

Anonymous says,

what the **** happened to delta sig? why did they get kicked off? Posted 03/03/2008 5:52 PMReply

Anonymous says,

im impressed at how perfect the list is. my only suggesstion for improvement would be to swith pike with fiji... Posted 03/06/2008 5:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

since axo picked fiji over sig ep and dke, does that mean fiji should at least be ahead of sig ep on the list? Posted 03/06/2008 5:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

You can't rank fraternities by a straight scale-you have to break it down into tiers. Here it is

Tier 1: SAE, Phi Psi, Theta Chi
Tier 1.5: Fiji, PIKE, AEPi
Tier 2: SigEp, DKE, Chi Phi, Psi U Posted 03/06/2008 5:47 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I'm pretty sure he did rank them in a straight scale. You are wrong. Posted 03/06/2008 6:13 PMReply

Anonymous says,

1.Phi Psi
2.SAE
3.Theta Chi
4.PIKE
5.Fiji
6.Psi U
7.AEPi
8.Chi Phi
9.SigEp
10.DKE Posted 03/06/2008 6:54 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Chi Phis are the hottest guys on campus

-a hot girl Posted 03/06/2008 7:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Insanely difficult to do.

Phi Psi
SAE
Theta Chi
Fiji
Pike
AEPi
Chi Phi
Shady Phi
DKE
the co-op
psi u
phi kapps
delta chi
sammy
zeta psi
chi psi
sigma nu
sigma pi
zbt
phi delt
kappa sig
DU
alpha sig
DTD
theta xi
pi lam
lambda chi
triangle Posted 03/06/2008 7:15 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I'd agree with that^^^ Posted 03/06/2008 9:20 PMReply

Anonymous says,

yeah, that list is pretty good... but wheres gama delta iota aka beta? Posted 03/07/2008 12:51 AMReply

Anonymous says,

being that guy who made that list...

beta underground would be just above theta xi. beta when not underground was between fiji and pike Posted 03/07/2008 07:30 AMReply

Anonymous says,

wheres delta sig? Posted 03/07/2008 09:13 AMReply

Anonymous says,

wheres delta sig? Posted 03/07/2008 09:13 AMReply

Anonymous says,

ok come on now everyone knows that ADPis are slutty because they have to be... they are either fat, poor, ugly... or all three! someone else's post summed it up best: poor midwest trash Posted 03/07/2008 6:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^Horrible and unnecessary Posted 03/08/2008 03:16 AMReply

Anonymous says,

who the hell is delta sig anyways? i've never heard of them nor are they listed with IFC. Posted 03/08/2008 05:34 AMReply

Anonymous says,

they're at UM-Dearborn. It's a joke. Posted 03/08/2008 05:36 AMReply

Anonymous says,

delta sig is at ann arbor...kicked off campus a few years ago

mostly stuck up long island kids Posted 03/08/2008 06:30 AMReply

Anonymous says,

the entire greek system is either stuck up long islanders or midwest white trash Posted 03/08/2008 07:01 AMReply

Anonymous says,

the posts about Adpi are so untrue it's ridiculous.... Posted 03/08/2008 07:40 AMReply

Anonymous says,

that list is a joke, theres no way youve been to even half the houses here Posted 03/08/2008 09:29 AMReply

Anonymous says,

i was referring to the stupid one in the comments like 10 up not the blog post, i dont really care about that one Posted 03/08/2008 09:30 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Delta Sig is underground and lives on Elm Posted 03/08/2008 12:29 PMReply

Anonymous says,

theyre living near angelos next year on catharine

that house is such a joke, the kids think they're cool but most are just huge tools Posted 03/08/2008 1:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Technically I could just turn them into their national office and have that stopped asap. Continuing to use a name they are no longer associated with generally leads to some major lawsuits. Posted 03/10/2008 11:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous:

seriously??? AXO, phi, tridelt, DG, and EK??? as a guy, i'm offended.

1. kappa
2. alpha phi
3. tri delt
4. sigma kappa
5. theta
6. chi o
7. sdt
8. axo
9. dg
10. adpi

1. phi psi
2. beta (whatever they still own shit)
3. sae
4. theta chi
5. aepi
6. pike
7. fiji
8. sig
7. zbt
10. psi u

beta, zbt, and sig still do shit with the hottest sororities... update JQ. Posted 03/11/2008 9:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

*9. zbt Posted 03/11/2008 9:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

that is one of the worst lists on this blog Posted 03/11/2008 9:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hahahahhahahh ZBT and sig Posted 03/11/2008 9:58 PMReply

Anonymous says,

"that is one of the worst lists on this blog"

AGREED Posted 03/11/2008 9:59 PMReply

Anonymous says,

jewish. Posted 03/11/2008 10:03 PMReply

Anonymous says,

what are the other lists on this blog...? Posted 03/11/2008 10:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Get girls who like their rep: SAE, Theta Chi
Awkward and get awkward girls: SigEp, DKE
Get jewish girls: AEPi, Sammy, ZBT
Get girls cause they're sweethearts: Fiji
Get girls cause they're sweet: Phi Psi, Chi Phi, Psi U Posted 03/11/2008 11:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

1. SAE
2. Phi Psi
3. Theta Chi
4. Pike
5. Fiji
6. AEPi
7. DKE
8. Chi Phi
9. ShadyPhi
10.SigEp Posted 03/12/2008 03:07 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Get girls cause they ARE girls: PIKE Posted 03/12/2008 03:43 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Did anyone notice that beta all of a sudden became way more "cool" once they got kicked off campus.? They've totally just taken on the badass image. Sorry guys, we remember what you were like before getting kicked off.

Note to freshmen girls who don't know better: beta is more on par with dke and sig ep than phi psi, sae, or fiji Posted 03/12/2008 07:08 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Beta has a "badass image" because their president was pictured holding a red cup on st. patty's day. Compared to that my house must be the mike barwis of badass. Posted 03/12/2008 07:43 AMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^most recent list: definitely written by DKE....its getting pathetic now Posted 03/12/2008 12:48 PMReply

Anonymous says,

wait hold up
on the original list, how is sigep 6? theyre complete ****s... Posted 03/12/2008 12:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Affirmative Action Posted 03/12/2008 12:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Insanely difficult to do part 2, although not as difficult as the fraternity list

Alpha Phi
Skrappa
-------
Tri Delt
Kappa
Theta
-------
AXO
DG
ADPi
SDT
-------
ChiO
PiPhi
-------
AGD
DPhiE
PhiRho

FakeRho (Phi Alpha Rho) isn't official, id put them between AGD & DPhiE, if they became official, up one spot from there.

----------- is a big break in levels. Posted 03/12/2008 1:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I don't understand why SAE is always near the top... All they ever to is get put on So-Pro and yell at people walking down South U whilst pissing off the balcony.

Theta Chi doesn't do anything either... Posted 03/12/2008 1:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

If you've never heard of Phi Sigma Rho, its because they are panhel, but an engineering and engineering technology sorority. That should suffice the explanation of their ranking too. Posted 03/12/2008 1:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

your "fake rho" is phi rho alpha douche bag. and it is real, its just local Posted 03/12/2008 1:13 PMReply

Anonymous says,

SAE has some massive alumni donations. They can afford to pay list makers off, and replace the big screens they throw kegs through once a month, and silence the pledges they haze, sorority girls they drug, and of course pay people like me to come on here and say they're awesome. Cuz they are! Posted 03/12/2008 1:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

there's gonna be some pissed chi o's on here later Posted 03/12/2008 2:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

whoever made the last list is either dumb or blind. sigma kappa brings nothing to the table. the top three will always be kappa, phi, and tri delt. Posted 03/12/2008 4:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

"I don't understand why SAE is always near the top... All they ever to is get put on So-Pro and yell at people walking down South U whilst pissing off the balcony.

Theta Chi doesn't do anything either..."

as a girl, i think i can clarify... have you seen boys in those houses?? good looking. very good looking. that's why girls continue to go to both places, despite the fact that theta chi's supposed to be dry, and SAE will never be off so-pro. Posted 03/12/2008 4:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

top three are kappa, phi, and tridelta. sigma kappa is definitely next in line, but in no way above those first three. Posted 03/12/2008 4:36 PMReply

Anonymous says,

SAEs house is a wreck... almost every window facing the mudbowl is broken Posted 03/12/2008 6:02 PMReply

Anonymous says,

whoever keeps making lists putting psi u in the top 10 is clearly a brother there who gets off when no one points out that them being ranked there is complete bullshit, because everyone else is too busy arguing over pike and sae. however, psi u is definately not a top 10, its really just a jewish house for people who dont wanna think they're in a jewish house, and will probably be kicked off before the current freshman class graduates. Posted 03/12/2008 6:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

alpha phi
tridelt
kappa
sigma kappa
theta
AXO
ChiO
SDT
DG
ADPi
DPhiE
Pi Phi
AGD

whoever made the last sorority list was very off... there is no way skrappa is above tridelt and kappa. chio is definitely above dg and adpi, and dphie is definitely above pi phi and agd. and phi rho alpha doesnt have a rep yet so i left them off Posted 03/12/2008 7:15 PMReply

Anonymous says,

yeah i'd agree with that list. it's hard to break up into tiers because they pretty much all overlap. the hotter/cooler people in each sorority are way better than the worst people in the sorority above it, and can go up quite a few houses. like the hottest girl in pi phi is hotter than the ugliest girl in alpha phi. Posted 03/12/2008 7:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^

that is why judging people by the sorority they are in is bullshit and doesnt work Posted 03/12/2008 7:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i still maintain chi o isnt that high. i'll concede the skrappa argument. the two i know are ridiculously hot. Posted 03/12/2008 7:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

no way chi o and sdt are above adpi no matter how you look at it Posted 03/13/2008 5:00 PMReply

Anonymous says,

very few girls rank adpi over chio or sdt when rushing. a lot of girls even rank dphie over adpi. adpi may be better looking overall than all 3, but they are also just kind of boring. but i guess since on this blog the quality of any sorority is based solely on appearance, you could argue adpi is better, but theyre definitely not cooler or more fun Posted 03/13/2008 6:03 PMReply

Anonymous says,

people do not rank dphie over adpi.... Posted 03/13/2008 7:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i ranked adpi over tridelt and got bids to both Posted 03/13/2008 9:15 PMReply

Anonymous says,

oh please Posted 03/13/2008 9:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

whoever posted at 9:15: girls don't know where they got bids unless they are in the house. it's not like frats. Posted 03/13/2008 11:02 PMReply

Anonymous says,

you cant get bids to two houses! BUSTED Posted 03/13/2008 11:08 PMReply

Anonymous says,

also, if you notice, chi o and sdt draw a significant jewish crowd that would not necessarily rank adpi higher simply because of that fact...there are a lot of other things to take into consideration when rushing Posted 03/14/2008 02:22 AMReply

Anonymous says,

its called dirty rush... Posted 03/14/2008 07:21 AMReply

Anonymous says,

ha if adpi is dirty rushing it clearly isn't working Posted 03/14/2008 09:11 AMReply

Anonymous says,

you cannot even compare adpi and dphie. dphie is just the house where all the jewish girls not good enough for theta, sdt, or chi-o end up. adpi girls may not have the rep on campus for being hottest, but when they party they actually show up, drink, and have a damn good time (which is more than i can say for a lot of 'top tiers'...kappa kappa no-show anyone?)

also, i know girls who preffed at houses like tridelt, kappa, EK, theta etc.. ended up in adpi, and now cant even imagine being anywhere else. The fakeness in other houses is ridiculous. but in adpi they dont give a shit what your daddy does for a living, where you're from, or what kind of car you drive, because in the end none of that really matters in life if you're not happy. so please, get over yourselves 'top tier' sororities and get a life. just because the person sitting next to you isnt wearing everything name-brand, doesnt drive a beemer, and doesnt own a loft in nyc, doesnt mean they couldnt be your best friend. Posted 03/17/2008 08:19 AMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^^^poor midwestern trash Posted 03/17/2008 08:37 AMReply

Anonymous says,

"^^^^^poor midwestern trash" <---Better to be poor midwestern trash than a stingy, stuck-up, east coast jew Posted 03/17/2008 08:57 AMReply

Anonymous says,

^ true story, most east coast jews i know are total cocksuckers. Posted 03/17/2008 09:12 AMReply

Anonymous says,

ha! i'm southern white trash bitch. of the cousin marryin variety! Go Kappa! Posted 03/17/2008 09:16 AMReply

Anonymous says,

kappa is hot Posted 03/17/2008 09:23 AMReply

Anonymous says,

bitch please, delta delta delta! Posted 03/17/2008 09:26 AMReply

Anonymous says,

way to say adpi is better than higher ranked sororities because theyre less shallow while bashing dphie for being full of lame jews and insisting youre way better than them. didnt exactly prove your point. Posted 03/17/2008 12:21 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hmmm it seems like the top tier sororities attract raging ****s Posted 03/17/2008 1:36 PMReply

Anonymous says,

apparently you cant read because they never said adpi was better than 'top tiers' they simply said that they are better than the whole system, because they dont CARE about what johnny quest rates their house Posted 03/17/2008 8:59 PMReply

Anonymous says,

man, these girls posting sound more stupid and insecure with every post. like "kappa is hot" - even if I agree, well now you sound like a stuck up girl I wouldn't want to talk to Posted 03/18/2008 1:57 PMReply

Anonymous says,

let's just all love each other :) Posted 03/18/2008 2:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

peace, love & chi-o is all I have to say... Posted 03/20/2008 11:24 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Hey, do Theta. I have no opinion of them right now. They seem like nice girls though... Posted 03/21/2008 10:46 PMReply

Anonymous says,

nice girls?? hahahah Posted 03/22/2008 12:50 AMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: hysterical. truly. Posted 03/22/2008 1:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I refuse to let this site go to a GSI complaint section. Gr33Ks RULEZZZZ!!!11!!! OmFg!!! GDIs the SUXORZ!2!!! Posted 03/25/2008 11:06 AMReply

Anonymous says,

finish the list Posted 03/25/2008 12:24 PMReply

Anonymous says,

yo, Kappa's new pledge class is U G L Y. Posted 03/28/2008 07:27 AMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^^^^ that's a sigep too...oh wait Posted 03/28/2008 07:38 AMReply

Anonymous says,

do chi o!!! Posted 03/29/2008 09:52 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Only 18% of Michigan students are in Frats/sororities, get it straight. Posted 04/01/2008 11:31 AMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: how about you read the first two sentences again dumbass Posted 04/01/2008 11:38 AMReply

Anonymous says,

WRITE ABOUT THETA! Posted 04/02/2008 03:05 AMReply

Anonymous says,

JAPs. done. Posted 04/02/2008 07:08 AMReply

Anonymous says,

And 18% isn't even right anyways. Posted 04/02/2008 07:11 AMReply

Anonymous says,

My opinion:
1. Phi Psi
2. SAE
3. Theta Chi
4. PIKE
5. FIJI
6. AEPi
7. Chi Phi
8. SigEp
9. DKE
10. Shady Phi

1. Alpha Phi
2. Tri Delt
3. Sigma Kappa
4. KKG
5. AXO
6. Theta
7. ADPi
8. DG
9. Chi-O
10. SDT Posted 04/03/2008 2:36 PMReply

Anonymous says,

my opinion:
FIJI
SAE
PIKE
Phi Psi
Triangle
Theta Chi
ChiPhi
DKE
SIGEP
AEPI
SHADY PHI

Alpha Phi
Tri Delt
DG
KKG
Sigma Kappa
AXO
Theta
ADpi
Chi-O
AGD Posted 04/05/2008 12:50 AMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^are you kidding me?
more like:

1. SAE
2. Phi Psi
3. Pike
4. AEPi
5. Theta Chi
6. Fiji
7. ZBT
8. Chi Phi
9. Sig Ep
10. Shady Phi

1. Tridelt
2. Alpha Phi
3. Kappa
4. Sigma Kappa
5. Theta
6. A Chi O
7. DG
8. Chi O
9. SDT
10. ADPi Posted 04/05/2008 3:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

switch theta chi and pike and thats pretty accurate Posted 04/05/2008 5:10 PMReply

Anonymous says,

triangle what? Posted 04/05/2008 5:40 PMReply

Anonymous says,

First of all... **** THE LIST - "Johnny Quest", dude, youre such a douchebag. Seriously, **** you. Youre a bigger **** than anyone you write about. All you do is fuel the animoisity between our houses and perpetuate the stereotypes that make non-greeks have no respect for us (and we wonder why the daily thinks we suck).

I'm not gonna act like there arent frat ****s and sorority bitches in the Greek system, but lets get real, there's kids like that in every house. But whatever, there's a of cool kids in every house too. For anyone like me that cringes when they read the bs on this website and wishes that they didnt have to be embarassed to tell their non-greek friends that their in a fraternity/sorority, dont even read this shit, dont let this **** try to define you by how he describes your house. We all go the University of Michigan and are all relatively successful/interesting kids. I mean how the **** does our community, one that does so many cool things and has so many cool diverse people have such a terrible reputation? It's cause of **** like you, JQ.

Well, wait.. on second thought I guess its our own fault. I dont know how, but we let you passively talk shit about every one of our houses. I have respect for what youve done, I mean you have really made a name for yourself by feeding off the stereotypes and competition that exists between houses. It would just be cool if we took pride in ourselves as a community for once and didnt let ourselves get played by you, you ****ing cocksucker. Posted 04/05/2008 7:26 PMReply

Anonymous says,

how is dke in the top 10
theyre like 10 miles away and dont party Posted 04/05/2008 9:21 PMReply

Anonymous says,

dke is far, but they have a lot of parties which are usually fun (tahitian weekend) Posted 04/05/2008 9:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

GO GREEK! Posted 04/06/2008 01:41 AMReply

Anonymous says,

we've all been beating around the bush here, trying to pretend like Triangle doesn't own shit, but let's be real now. they own every other house on campus. stop being jealous.

here is the real list:
1. Triangle
2. DKE
3. Sig Ep
4. Pike
5. Fiji
6. Phi Psi
7. SAE
8. Lambda CHi
9. ShadyPhi
10. Beta

1. AXO
2. Chi O
3. Kappa
4. Alpha Phi
5. Zeta Beta
6. Thetalove
7. EK
8. DG
9. Tri Delt
10. SDT

AIN;T NO PARTY LIKE A CHI O PARTY CAUSE A CHI O PARTY DON'T STOP. WHAT???? Posted 04/08/2008 9:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

dkes should not be allowed on this site... Posted 04/08/2008 9:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I think AGD should move up to Number 1 because they have so many girls in the hottest girl contest. Posted 04/08/2008 10:03 PMReply

Anonymous says,

do chi o!!! Posted 04/08/2008 10:46 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Uhhh why do people keep putting chi phi in the top 8-10? From what I know they party mostly with adpi and don't go much higher at all. They are one of the least selective houses on campus, and they only have a presence during welcome week when people who can't get into PIKE go over there to party. In my opinion Sigma Nu, DKE, and Psi U should be ranked higher. Posted 04/09/2008 10:24 AMReply

Anonymous says,

wow, after reading all these posts, I'm stunned. UofM is the only school I've heard of where Theta, Kappa and Chi-O are known as "jewish" houses. They are total WASPs at my school and I thought that's how they were nationally. Posted 04/10/2008 2:00 PMReply

Anonymous says,

have you seen adpi's composite? extremely average-looking girls. Posted 04/12/2008 8:47 PMReply

Anonymous says,

was that list of guys supposed to be the ****s in each house? or the "truly amazing" ones? and if its the "truly amazing" ones, you need to go meet some more people Posted 04/13/2008 1:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ps will you please finish the list before you graduate?? Posted 04/13/2008 1:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

How come frats like sammy, zbt, and beta didnt make the list? Posted 04/14/2008 11:11 AMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous:

maybe because zbt and beta aren't frats. Posted 04/16/2008 2:18 PMReply

Anonymous says,

finish the list!!! Posted 04/19/2008 11:46 AMReply

Anonymous says,

how about chi o.. they haveby far some of the cutest and nicest girls on campus Posted 04/27/2008 7:45 PMReply

JustAnotherHampster says,

Wow JQ, I underestimated your celeb status. Did that PiKA d*****bag ever find you, and was he adequately equipped with his trusty lacrosse stick? Posted 04/27/2008 10:00 PMReply

Anonymous says,

there are 13 sororities and around 30 frats. If a sorority is ranked three on the list, for example, this is not equivalent to a frat ranked number three on the list. A sorority ranked three means they are better than 10/13 (75%) of other sororities. A frat ranked three means it is better than about 27/30 (90%) of other frats and so on. IF SORORITY GIRLS COULD DO MATH they might realize that their ranking is effectively lower than they thought. Posted 04/30/2008 1:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^^ thats a sigep too Posted 04/30/2008 2:34 PMReply

Anonymous says,

pike needs to stop posting spam on here to draw attention to the list. then again i guess it did get me back here.

DEATH TO SPAM! Posted 05/03/2008 08:55 AMReply

Anonymous says,

dude, you need to put deeph on the list. i know they can be a bunch of jewish rejects..but theyre still hotter than those chio girls. the chio chicks are fat prudes who are full of shit.

dont always listen to the rumors of their rep, a lot of deeph girls are just as hot as those theta and sdt girls. Posted 05/09/2008 7:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

No. Posted 05/10/2008 9:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Finish the list, ¿por favor?

I know we'd all really like to see what you've got to say about everybody else =] Posted 05/15/2008 7:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

aka you are either an adpi or chio and want to hear how badly he bashes you Posted 05/19/2008 2:31 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Dudes and Bitches, all you guys are all different at all schools.
At CU, the DGs are Coke Whores, "Delta Gramma", but HOT! Pi Phis are smoking HOT! Check out "Colorado Alpha Pi Beta Phi" on YouTUBE. Kappas are the Fugly Jews, Thetas are Fat, Alpha Phis can't make numbers and are "Awful Fleas", coming and going off campus and the Tri-Delts SUCK! and not in a good way!
UT - Top 6 in order: Pi Phi, Kappa, Theta, Zeta, Chi-O, Tri-Delt
USC - Tie for 1st, Pi Phi, DG, Theta, then the rest suck! at the bottom, more Kappa Jewesses, and still ugly!
UCLA - 1st tier (all blonde hotties) Theta, Pi Phi, Kappa, then DG, and ugly DDD
UCSB - DG, Pi Phi, AXO, APhi
SMU - Theta, Kappa Pi Phi
Cal - Kappa and Pi Phi tie for 1st,
Stanford - Pi Phi, Kappa,
Check out the websites, even your top house websites have a lot of trolls!!!
What's up with the UGLY girls in Michigan? Posted 05/23/2008 03:04 AMReply

Anonymous says,

http://www.umich.edu/~greeks/PDF/ifcgrades.pdf Posted 06/03/2008 2:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

this blog is really turning me off to the idea of rush...does the greek system do anything good? or is it all just a petty popularity contest? funny stuff though JQ. Posted 06/29/2008 8:58 PMReply

Anonymous says,

what about the other sororities?? Pi Beta Phi?? Posted 07/15/2008 03:35 AMReply

Anonymous says,

im sorry this blog is turning you off- the greek system at michigan is amazing and fun if you find a house that suits you. it makes it easy for you to meet people and make connections etc. and living in the houses soph year is amazing- you are so close to all of your friends, esp if you're on washtenaw. being in the greek system is not a popularity contest- each house is different with diff people but it is still fun sometimes to stereotype people.

my ranking just for fun:

psi u
sammy
theta chi
aepi
fiji
sae
pike
phi si
zbt
chi si
sigma nu
sig
beta

chi o
kappa
theta
sdt
tridelt
alpha phi
sigma kappa
dphie Posted 07/15/2008 11:52 PMReply

Anonymous says,

jew^^ Posted 07/28/2008 3:40 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^^That list is one of the most worthless things I have ever seen. Chi Psi, Sammy, Psi U in the top 10???? Chi O and D Phi E in the top for girls????? What are you on crack? Just because you joined a shitty house and your friends are in equally shitty houses doesn't make it okay to spew drivel like this. Posted 07/28/2008 8:34 PMReply

Anonymous says,

frats-
1.SAE
2.Phi Psi
3.Pike
4.Theta Chi
5.AEPi
6.Psi U
7.Fiji

Other frats worth mentioning but not rankable;
-Sigma Nu-stoners. LEgit.too bad there are maybe 12 of them total.
-ZBT-jews who throw down. again with the bad numbers.
-Delta Sig- you are so gay, but theta loves you, so you are worth mentioning.

Sorrorities/brothals;
1.Tri delt
2.Alpha Phi
3.Sigma Kappa
4.Theta
5.Kappa (now that you are 100% jewish, you must be competing for the few hot jewish girls. you are losing. recruit some blondes, for ****s sake).
6. AXO
7.ChiO
8.DG
9.DPhiE
10.ADPi
11.AGD
12.Pi Beta Phi Posted 10/18/2008 6:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

theta actually hates delta sig...a couple like them but mostly their groupies are ugly GDIs who thought they were too cool for greek life or didn't get into theta or kappa and couldn't come to terms with the fact that it was no longer high school and they weren't cool Posted 10/18/2008 8:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Is this what the world is coming to??....a world superpower turning out idiotic robots that cant string an intelligent sentence together and destroy the beautiful language that we Englishmen gave you?? My heart bleeds! Posted 11/09/2008 3:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^That is exactly what the world has come to!!!
As for the people using "poor" as a derogatory term (as if your being rich is is some sign of your own accomplishments anyway you stupid ****ing cocksuckers)or talking about mid-west or Michigan "trash," I will find you and kill you and put your heads on sticks through... (to be continued) Posted 11/18/2008 05:21 AMReply

Anonymous says,

beta kills puppies... Posted 12/23/2008 11:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

1. SAE
2. Theta Chi
3. Phi Psi
4. Fiji
5. AEPi
6. Chi Phi
7. PIKE
8. Psi U Posted 01/27/2009 9:53 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Fiji is a bunch of ****s Posted 02/11/2009 12:57 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Have to say, as an incoming freshman and a legacy at one of your "top" sororities, I was considering rushing, but this is totally sickening and juvenile. Highly doubt I will rush now. You people are pathetic and I'm shocked some of you were even able to get into UM, let alone the Greek system - does not speak well to either of their standards. Posted 08/23/2009 12:21 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I am currently rushing and after reading this crap part of me feels like dropping out. I would never want to be part of this community. So pathetic. Posted 09/15/2009 8:36 PMReply