From a girl to a guy, here are some things you should know.

1. One handpicked rose is always better than a dozen, cheaper too. Never buy the kind with the little plastic water holders on the ends.

2. If you put the seat down every time, it isn’t obvious when you’ve taken a dump.

3. Never tell a girl she looks good for someone who just puked. As good as your intentions may be, it just doesn’t come out right.

4. Don’t call at 3 a.m. Yes, it’s nice that you think about us before bed, but when it’s this late and you’re drunk it just makes us angry.

5. Don’t challenge us to a drinking match unless you’re ready to hold some hair back later. You will always win and we will always drink more than we can handle.