The Top 10 Most Annoying People at the Library

The Top 10 Most Annoying People at the Library

After being cramped up in the library for hours at a time, little things that never used to annoy you suddenly reach the top of your list. Finals week is all about the race to the good table at the library or who could last the longest until the library decides to shut down. With only a few more days until the semester is over, the fight to finish is still going on and the library annoyances seem to be getting more annoying. For all you library-goers out there who know what I’m talking about, here is a list to remind you of the tolls of the library and what it is doing for your irritability factor.

 

1. The Pushers: No, I’m not talking about drugs or Tina Fey in Mean Girls. I’m talking about the people who love to constantly click their pens non stop as though they are racing the guy next to them. Unless you are OCD and must constantly check if your pen is still working, you have no excuse to be the pusher that you are.

 

2. The Eaters: Those who bring their smelly Asian Kitchen meals to-go to the library should be the ones that have to go.

 

3. The Typers: You may have succeeded at excel, but you’re typing skills should not be put on display for all to hear. Get a grip on those keys and lower the volume.

 

4. The I-CHATTERS: It’s almost comical to watch someone ICHAT the person next to them, seeing as they cannot speak but can only make funny faces at one another. You are clearly bored. Give up your seat to someone who really needs it.

 

5. The Cuddlers: The mushy-gushy stuff is only acceptable when you are studying the anatomy of the brain for your chemistry class. Other than that, save the cuddling and canoodling for after the library.

 

6. The Phone Answerers: We all once in a while have to answer our phones in the middle of a study sesh. But must you answer your phone before you have excited the room? “Hi mom, I’m in the library” isn’t necessary for any of us to hear.

 

7. The Lifers: You know who you are. You either live at the library or love to bring your entire life to the library. Either way, you are annoying because you grab the good tables and give off the impression that you actually give a shit about school.

 

8. The Draggers: It may be UGG and rain boot season, but dragging your feet across the floor when walking can be compared to nails on a chalkboard. Lift those legs ladies!

 

9. The Music Lovers: We all may want to listen to our music once in a while, but we most certainly do not want to listen to yours. Unless your taste in music is absolute perfection, I suggest lowering the volume.

 

10. The Crowders: If only we could turn the table into a Four-Square court: Dividing lines might keep the crowders off our turf and force them to keep their stuff on their own side.

 

After a nice rant about how annoying people in the library can be, it kills me that I must return to this place indefinitely. Though my home away from home can sometimes cause me to cringe rather than concentrate, I can’t say I won’t miss the gum chewers and foot tappers that have egged me on for so many years once I graduate.
 

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Anonymous
Add this one: "sniffers." These are people who can't seem to control the flem factory, which is an irritant de jour. Posted 12/16/2008 10:16 PMReply
Anonymous
I'm sitting here with a "nervous cougher". Two clear, phlegm-less coughs every 15 seconds. Posted 12/17/2008 3:05 PMReply
Anonymous
Compulsive chair squeakers Posted 12/17/2008 6:42 PMReply
Anonymous
Children. (Sorry, I'm a public librarian.) And book thieves. Posted 12/17/2008 7:50 PMReply
Anonymous
Add the last second louie's- After an entire semester of being a no show in the library, this type appears 10 minutes before library closing time and wants to learn how to do research, actually do research, then makes piles of photocopies after closing hours while constantly complaining about everything. Posted 12/17/2008 8:21 PMReply
Anonymous
The people with vocal acne who talk too loudly. Posted 12/18/2008 09:43 AMReply
Anonymous
A public librarian who's annoyed by children? Time for a new career, perhaps? (another librarian) Posted 12/18/2008 11:33 AMReply
Anonymous
Woah there, librarian #2: not all public librarians are childrens' librarians. Those of us in adult services are there for a reason. And if you're telling me kids aren't sometimes annoying, I have to wonder what library you work at. Stepford Public, perhaps? Posted 12/18/2008 1:29 PMReply
Anonymous
What about the people who think of the library solely as "The Video Store Where You Don't Have to Pay"? Check out some books for a change! Posted 12/18/2008 2:15 PMReply
Anonymous
The library is the Best bargain in town...so for all the people who can't afford DVD's, MCD's or videos we welcome them one and all. I just wish they would check-out their items before five minutes to closing. ps.also take a shower or bath so you don't stink up the whole library while you are there ALL DAY. Posted 12/18/2008 4:01 PMReply
Anonymous
Question...this photo looks eerily like it was taken in the Ready Reference section of the Music Library at Belmont University in Nashville. Was it??? Posted 12/18/2008 4:58 PMReply
Anonymous
"when you are studying the anatomy of the brain for your chemistry class" - you must be a ComDis or ComArts major because that made no sense. Posted 12/18/2008 9:28 PMReply
Anonymous
Add - the Snappers. You know those people who chew their gum with a loud SNAP every few seconds. Drives everyone crazy - especially during finals! Posted 12/19/2008 08:11 AMReply
Anonymous
I'm weary of the students who complain about the noise level at circulation and reference. There's lots of quiet space here ... oh but you'd have to climb stairs or walk to it!!! Libraries are group study halls these days. If you need silence, go home or bring headphones. Posted 12/19/2008 09:58 AMReply
Anonymous
I think adult Reference Librarians who are hyper critical and crabby are a real nuisance as well ( signed yet another Librarian) Posted 12/22/2008 10:15 PMReply
Anonymous
It's funny to read the article and the comments as things are exactly same half way around the world. ^_^ Posted 01/13/2009 9:02 PMReply
Anonymous
a nasty librarian who believe she is better than than you Posted 02/09/2009 10:39 AMReply
Anonymous
The most annoying are people who continue to talk in the designated quiet study areas... Posted 11/23/2009 11:48 AMReply

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