Ten Places You Shouldn't Go To Look For Love At Virginia Tech

Ten Places You Shouldn't Go To Look For Love At Virginia Tech

What is the weirdest place you've been hit on?  Here are 10 places that you should not go to look for love...ever.  It's just awkward.

 

1. Tattoo Parlors: Especially if the person you meet is in the process of getting their current significant other’s name permanently inked on their right bicep.


2. Math Emporium: It’s Virginia Tech’s huge computer lab, home to 500+ Macs. What are your chances of finding love here? Slim, especially if you're a PC-user. You'll be instantly incompatible.


3. Chinese Kitchen: Blacksburg’s cheapest, yet addicting Chinese restaurant. Let’s be real, it’s a hole in the wall in the same plaza as Food Lion and a dollar store. If you’re specifically going here to look for love, all I have to say is that you’re better off just ordering the Chicken and Broccoli lunch special, at least you'll have it in five minutes, without fail.


4. Tanning Salons: Guys, even though the ratio is definitely in your favor, that doesn’t mean you have a shot. It means that there should only be girls at the tanning salon. Girls are gonna think here’s a guy who’s a little metrosexual, let me make him my bff, not my bf.


5. Planned Parenthood: Enough said.


6. Oge-Chi’s: Tech’s only dance club. Listen, if you’re trying to find love among slutty girls and sweaty, desperate guys...well, good luck. But if you’re looking for a one night stand, then go right ahead, you went to the right place.


7. The Blacksburg Transit bus stops: Don’t try to pull a Forest Gump. You’re taking advantage of the fact there aren’t many alternative options for your victim to take instead of listening to you hit on them.


8. Church: You just shouldn’t be hitting on someone in church. That’s just wrong. God won’t help you out any more just because you’re in his house.


9. Lane Stadium: There is only one love that can be found here, and that is for the $8 Turkey Legs. Delicious. Oh, and the football.


10. Wal-Mart: A super 24-hour Walmart does not mean you can loiter the aisles at any given time and find your match.

 

 

 

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