What is the weirdest place you've been hit on? Here are 10 places that you should not go to look for love...ever. It's just awkward.
1. Tattoo Parlors: Especially if the person you meet is in the process of getting their current significant other’s name permanently inked on their right bicep.
2. Math Emporium: It’s Virginia Tech’s huge computer lab, home to 500+ Macs. What are your chances of finding love here? Slim, especially if you're a PC-user. You'll be instantly incompatible.
3. Chinese Kitchen: Blacksburg’s cheapest, yet addicting Chinese restaurant. Let’s be real, it’s a hole in the wall in the same plaza as Food Lion and a dollar store. If you’re specifically going here to look for love, all I have to say is that you’re better off just ordering the Chicken and Broccoli lunch special, at least you'll have it in five minutes, without fail.
4. Tanning Salons: Guys, even though the ratio is definitely in your favor, that doesn’t mean you have a shot. It means that there should only be girls at the tanning salon. Girls are gonna think here’s a guy who’s a little metrosexual, let me make him my bff, not my bf.
5. Planned Parenthood: Enough said.
6. Oge-Chi’s: Tech’s only dance club. Listen, if you’re trying to find love among slutty girls and sweaty, desperate guys...well, good luck. But if you’re looking for a one night stand, then go right ahead, you went to the right place.
7. The Blacksburg Transit bus stops: Don’t try to pull a Forest Gump. You’re taking advantage of the fact there aren’t many alternative options for your victim to take instead of listening to you hit on them.
8. Church: You just shouldn’t be hitting on someone in church. That’s just wrong. God won’t help you out any more just because you’re in his house.
9. Lane Stadium: There is only one love that can be found here, and that is for the $8 Turkey Legs. Delicious. Oh, and the football.
10. Wal-Mart: A super 24-hour Walmart does not mean you can loiter the aisles at any given time and find your match.

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