Yalies celebrated the end of midterms in style on Friday at the school-sponsored Safety Dance, but the real festivities took place after the ‘80s-themed shindig came to an end.

According to the Yale Daily News, roughly 100 students left the Safety Dance and went over to Palmer House on Lynwood Avenue for a party of a different sort – one where clothing was optional. Instead of ‘80s retro attire, revelers dropped down to their birthday suits, doused themselves with body paint and partied under black lights.

Who would’ve thought Yalies could party with the best of them? That’s right – no one.

Still, there’s no word on what the gender breakdown of the attendees at the sourire was.

For all we know, it could have been a room of horny man-babies hoping to catch a glimpse of the female form for the first time since birth.