Yale OTR: Yale Safety Dance Not as Amazing as Its Naked One

Yale Safety Dance Not as Amazing as Its Naked One

Posted by Ivy Sensation 10/20/2008 11:34 AM
Category: Partying Tags: Partying, safety dance, naked party, naked

Yalies celebrated the end of midterms in style on Friday at the school-sponsored Safety Dance, but the real festivities took place after the ‘80s-themed shindig came to an end.

According to the Yale Daily News, roughly 100 students left the Safety Dance and went over to Palmer House on Lynwood Avenue for a party of a different sort – one where clothing was optional. Instead of ‘80s retro attire, revelers dropped down to their birthday suits, doused themselves with body paint and partied under black lights.

Who would’ve thought Yalies could party with the best of them? That’s right – no one.

Still, there’s no word on what the gender breakdown of the attendees at the sourire was.

For all we know, it could have been a room of horny man-babies hoping to catch a glimpse of the female form for the first time since birth.

+ 5 comments

TheBoySebastian says,

Hey, our naked parties tend to have quite the nice gender ratio, usually. And happen more often than you might expect. Posted 10/20/2008 10:54 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Now THOSE are Yale physiques. Thin yet flabby, sloped shoulders, concave chests (including the guys), and translucent skin. Joking! Yalies are LUSCIOUS!

Not for Four Years But For Life!
http://notforfouryears.blogspot.com/
Fratty Life Posted 10/21/2008 7:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I heard about this phenomenon a year or two ago, so I'm not surprised. I *am* a bit jealous that I am too old and too broke to go back to college (never mind that I probably wouldn't make it into Yale). Posted 10/21/2008 8:08 PMReply

Anonymous says,

That picture was not taken at Yale (or at least anywhere i've been). And it was certainly not taken at the naked party. You can tell because they're not naked (and it is at a different location). And sebastian is right, the gender ratio is almost always about even. Naked parties are expresidly non-sexual. It about having the maturity and freedom to party and dance around your friends naked, while feeling completely comfortable. It actually quite a riot. And Yalies party as hard as most colleges, and are certainly better looking than you seem to think we are. It all about self selection, if you were smart enough to get into a top ivy, but also liked to party, you end up at yale.

ok thats enough, i have to study....or drink. or both. Posted 10/21/2008 10:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Hahahaha! Nice Joke...that is definitely not Palmer House!!!! Posted 07/25/2009 6:26 PMReply